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As I'm leaving the Oort Cloud and exhaling,
a hit of 3BOG X DG,
I look back at everyone.




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Man, my cousins (who were teens at the time) asked my grandma for teletubbies for Christmas when I was in the 4th grade. Idk why, like if it was for a joke or collectable purposes but anyways she bought them for my brother and I as well and we were so upset cause that was a baby show lmfao.
 
Shop class teacher wears prosthetic boobs to teach class in!
Originally born male, now self identifies as a woman!
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They aren't implants, they are fake tits like the kind,
you buy from a joke shop, for hilarious stag do's etc.
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Would you find this off putting in class?
Should there be nipple guards , to stop students eyes being poked out?
Why not join in this fun trend?
Don't dely, get some false tits today!

Bras suck, yall don't have to cover your nipples. Why should we?
 
We have gone past the point where we all scream and run around like loons!
We at the point of "so what" where Covid is concerned.
Got a worry, get a jab!
Unless you're very old or have a compromised immune system, the likelihood is, all you'll feel, is a little shitty for a week.
I did not wear a mask through the whole debacle and I have health issues and a weakened immune system and a I had a card to show people too, that I was exempt from wearing one!
I'm absolutely fine, fighting fit, if it aint killed me in 2ish years, I aint gonna worry!

Great Song I'm singing along!
Three Little birds you say..........?
I love "3 Little Birds" they do such nice work with organics.
Here are couple of links to their "Molasses" & "Guano" Manuals.
Top quality info, not to be missed by organic and outdoor growers!
The guano guide the scoop on the poop by the 3 little birds
The molasses Manual by the 3 Little Birds
I'm 31 and have been sick on and off since I got it in early July. Every time I start trying to resume activity I get sick again.
 
Bras suck, yall don't have to cover your nipples. Why should we?
That would be a great question to my ex who had a GG Cup size!:headbang:
Sometimes things need support too!
One morning, she had stayed over, she couldn't find her bra (as if it wasn't big enough!).
I said to her "Have you lost your "Stables"?
She looked at me with a quizzical expression and said "what on earth are you going on about"?
I said, "you know your Stables, it's where you keep your GG's (Gee Gees is another term for horses).:rofl:
She was not amused and threw something in my general direction, I chuckled about it all day, once a funny thought about boobs is in your head, well it hard to forget!
10 mins later "chuckle", to be honest, it wasn't the joke that was funny all day, it was her expression on her face.
She laughed about it later though!:crying:

I am all in favor of equality, ladies if you don't need a bra to support your breasts, show those nips!:headbang:
 
If only I lived near you, the UK is a long way away!
I'd take all you could give, no joke. I'd find a use for them!
What I'd really like is to come get them when they are green, before they start to harden and I'd make pickled walnuts, some with a drop of port in, some in balsamic. Once pickled, I make some of it into a spreading walnut chutney.
Walnut chutney is the bomb and goes so well with a nice bit of cheese and a nice juicy pear with a hunk of granary bread spread with real butter!!
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Pickled walnuts
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Pickled walnut chutney with pears.
Pears go so well with Pickled walnuts!

Recipes

NOCINO, CHUTNEY AND PICKLED WALNUTS
Nocino as it infuses 2
Nocino – walnut liqueur as it infuses.
When I was young conker trees used to be my favourite but as I am now older and wiser elder and walnut trees probably tie for first place as you can make booze from them. Walnuts come from a tree with many names “Common Walnut,” “Persian Walnut” or “English Walnut” which are all the same and in Britain there is the even rarer Black Walnut tree imported from America. Last year I started a walnut leaf wine that promises to be not only unique but far better than my oak leaf wine I have previously made. The leaf can also be used in bitters and liqueurs.

Best of all the young fresh nuts can be used to make an assortment of liqueurs too. The French make Vine De Noix with a red wine base and also created nocino that has travelled to Italy to be perfected into its own regional variation. Nocino is part of a larger family of liqueurs that use a spirit rather than wine to infuse the walnuts. Similar drinks can be found with walnut Ratafia from Spain, or Crotian Orahovac that is brandy based, some recipes even use rum. Both common and black nuts can be used to make Nocino but the Black Walnut is probably too tough to pickle and eat – I have only ever seen them off limits to foragers in parks anyway.
English walnuts
The English walnut tree.

With its neutral base of vodka Nocino has an unmistacably rich warm walnut taste with a hint of rounded spices and zest. Cloves are sometimes used but I prefer to use allspice that pairs better with the walnut and vanilla and moves it away from the more mulled wine style spice mix. The nuts give a rich first run, then they are recycled for a lighter second run both in taste and colour, then the almost spent nuts can be crushed into a chutney maximising their use.
Walnuts
English walnuts just before harvesting.
British green walnuts are generally in season in late June and maybe into July if you can find trees to forage or a specialist farm to get them freshly picked, packed and delivered. I foraged half of mine and picked them around the 20th of June though the traditional day to harvest is the 24th – St John’s Day. The other half were bought mail order though some Turkish supermarkets do get them occasionally. If foraging keep an eye on the growing nuts and occasionally pick one and slice open. The nut inside should be distinctive but with no hard shell forming inside. To do that you will need to find a walnut tree so look out for a stout tree with small trunk with sets of long symmetric leaves in sets of about eight with a single leaf on the end. The leaves have a distinctive nail varnish aroma when rubbed.

NOCINO RECIPE
1 Litre of 50% ABV vodka
30 green walnuts
1/2 vanilla pod
zest of 1 lemon
4 all spice berries
1/3 of a cinnamon stick
125 sugar
250ml water
Nocino ingredients
Nocino ingredients.
First of all cover everything. Walnuts used to be used as a dye and they will stain everything – Fingers, benches, clothing, the cat, antique flooring and partners. Use rubber gloves if you can.
Wash a two litre kilner jar then chop the walnuts into quarters and throw them in. Add the vanilla pod, all spice (no need to crack or grind) cinnamon and the lemon zest as long strips. Pour over the vodka and then seal the lid.
Leave for eight to ten weeks giving an occasional shake to disperse the flavour and aid the slight oxidation needed to darken the liqueur.
Nocino as it infuses
Macerating green walnuts at various stages over eight weeks.
After the eight weeks pour through muslin to separate the solids from the vodka. Sweeten the nocino with a simple syrup. To make this gently heat the water and sugar with a squeeze of lemon juice and stir for 10 minutes on the gentlest of simmers. Leave to cool and then add two thirds and stir in. Taste and add more if you want to sweeten further.
Seal the nocino and leave it to age until December when it can be decanted into bottles. Coffee filters and a funnel can remove much of the tannin that settles in this time.
This will keep indefinitely due to the high alcohol content though it mellows creating a more subtle flavour as time progresses.
SECOND RUN NOCINO
1-ish Litre of 50% ABV vodka
the 30 green walnuts used earlier
1/2 vanilla pod
zest of 1 lemon
4 all spice berries
1/3 of a cinnamon stick
125 sugar
250ml water
Simply repeat the process but only use enough vodka to cover the walnuts this time. When it is time to sweeten use less of the simple syrup initially as there is less bitterness to match with sweetness.
The second run nocino is lighter than the initial one made but the flavour is subtly different. The walnuts have naturally lost a lot of flavour so the second run is not as dark or so powerfully nutty and as such needs only enough vodka to cover the nuts. I chose to remove the old spices and zest and replace with a new ones to give a fruitier punch which Ms Gazette prefers to the dark almost treacle like first run, other people simply reuse all the ingredients.

DRUNKEN WALNUT CHUTNEY
Originating in India chutney was morphed by the British into a preserve used to keep fruit for the lean winter months. It may look unappetising but it is a rich thick spiced sweet “jam” that can be paired with all kinds of cheese or used in sandwiches. There are hundreds of recipes and it is infinitely malleable to your own tastes. Generally the rule is that 1kg of fruit and vegetables should be mixed with 300g of sugar and 300ml of vinegar. The fruit and vegetables give the flavour and texture, the vinegar preserves the fruit and the sugar also preserves and counters the sourness. My recipe already has the spices present from the nocino maceration and preserving power of the alcohol so it has relatively little spice added.
The 30 green walnuts used earlier
3 apples
3 pears
2 red onions
zest of half an orange
1 inch of ginger
1tsp cumin
½ tsp ground corriander
300g light brown sugar
350ml cider vinegar
Use a blender to mince the green walnuts into a small chunks and add them to a thick, heavy bottomed pan. Add all the ingredients with the onion diced as thinly as possible, the apple and pear pealed cored and diced similarly. Stir the sugar and vinegar through until it dissolves and then start to heat the ingredients.
Making walnut chutney 1
Various chutney ingredients being added. leave the apple till just before the vineagr is added so it does not brown.
Once the vinegar starts to simmer adjust the heat to keep it at this temperature and stir every couple of minutes to turn the solids. The heat should allow a light simmer which will reduce and pulp the apple and perhaps pear. The mixture will reduce as the vinegar penetrates the fruit and vegetables to preserve them over the course of an hour.
Making walnut chutney 2
Sugar and vinegar added, stirred and the chutney simmered for an hour.
Five or six jam jars and lids should be boil sterilised for 10 minutes to store the chutney. I find placing the jars submerged in a pan of cold water and bringing it to a boil 30 minutes into making the chutney is best.
In the closing minutes reduce the heat and stir more often so that the thickening mixture does not stick or burn. When there is no free running liquid and the mix is nicely bound remove from the heat and ladle into the boil sterilised jam jars. The chutney will cool and contract the lids to form an airtight seal.
Leave for the flavours to merge for 3 months and then serve as an accompaniment to a well earned cheese board. Once a jar is opened it will keep in the fridge indefinitely. A sealed jar can live happily on a shelf for 18 months of more.

PICKLED WALNUTS
If you have spare walnuts after starting the Nocino they can be pickled for another potent accompaniment to cheese.
1kg walnuts
150g salt
500ml malt vinegar
250g light brown sugar
½ tsp allspice
½ tsp cloves
¼ tsp cinnamon
¼ tsp whole peppercorns
½ tsp fresh ginger
1 garlic clove
Brining walnuts
Walnuts picked, pricked and brined
Just like using walnuts anywhere else. Cover all work surfaces and use gloves if you can. The juice stains giving you tramp fingers.
Give the walnuts a rinse and remove any remaining stems. Prick with a fork and drop into a glass bowl. Use half the salt to make a brine that will cover the walnuts and then leave covered with cling film for a week in a cool dark place. After a week pour the dirty water away and then cover again with a newly prepared brine and leave for another week. (The walnuts may turn black – this is normal and not a bad sign.)
Pour the brine away and rinse the excess off. Cut the walnuts into thick slices and leave on a tray to dry for a few days – they will certainly blacken now but the salt will have preserved them.
Pickling Walnuts 2
Walnuts brined, chopped and simmered.
Pop the walnuts in a heave pan with the spices and vinegar and get to a low simmer. Simmer for 15 minutes. Ladle into cleaned jam jars (jar and lid boiled for 10 minutes) and cover with the vinegar mixture. Close lips tightly and then leave at least three or even better six months before eating with a luxurious cheese board.

Wanna go completely walnut crazy, why not make some Walnut Leaf Wine!
WALNUT LEAF WINE
Walnut leaf wine 6 days old
Walnut leaf wine: six days old entering secondary fermentation.
English walnuts can be be added to the list of English things that are not English just like tea, fish & chips and the royal family. English walnuts – Juglens Regia are probably from Persia, adopted by the Greeks then Romans and can be found all over the world including England.
Walnut leaf
Walnut leaf
Iran is not that big on wine making but there are various uses of green walnuts in liqueurs like Italian Nocino or Orahovac from Croatia with almost every European country having a variant on it. The French make Vin De Noix again with green walnuts but in red wine rather than a spirit base. Mature walnuts can be used for amaretto/frangellico like liqueurs. There are several black walnut bitters from America to add a deep smokey tobacco-esque taste to cocktails and finally the leaves can be used to make wine. Walnut trees really do seem to be the unsung hero of DIY drinkers.

Many leaves can be used to make wine with oak, grape, bramble, maple, beech, lime or birch. Walnut leaf and particularly black walnut leaf wine are meant to be the best of the lot and I have been wanting to make it for a while. Finding walnut trees is tricky in Britain – English walnut trees are rare and American/black walnut trees (Juglens Nigra) even more so. Around Vintner HQ there happened to be a tree that was sadly next to Walthamstow’s busiest road. I don’t really want to make walnut & diesel soot wine. As if to rub it in there was a tree on common land that was too small to harvest leaves from. I want 6 bottles of wine but do not want to kill a tree in the process. Then there was a black walnut tree in a park so off limits… Mother Nature seems to be bit of a tease it seems. It has taken over a year to track down trees that are both suitable and possible to forage. Sadly these are just English walnut trees… but they are walnut trees!
American black walnuts
Juglens Nigra: the black or American walnut tree
Walnut trees are wide stocky lads with stout trunks and large canopies. Early in the year there have distinctive catkins and small walnuts start to form in late May. The leaves are pinnate with Ameican and English trees having slight variation in size and shape but they both have a very distinct scent. Rub the young leaves and they will smell like a lime flavoured nail polish… mmmmm!
English walnuts
Juglens Regia: the English, common or Persian walnut tree (Londinium Orientalis Hipsterus can be seen sheltering under the tree)
These pungent leaves are far stronger than others that make wine. Oak leaf wine needs 3 to 4.5 litres of leaves picked to make 4.5 litres of wine, walnut only needs a fraction of that at ¾litre so picking is far easier. There are spring and more tannic autumn harvested oak leaf wines but walnut leaves should be harvested only when they are young and fragrant in May or June. The recipe is essentially the same with oranges and lemons adding some acid with their juice and also flavour with the zest. I have chosen to use raisins to add body though some prefer to leave this out for a more esoteric brew suited as an aperitif, while others use white grape concentrate or even a malt extract. If you do want the more aperitif like wine use light brown demerara sugar instead of regular white sugar to the same amount.
CLICK HERE FOR THE OAK LEAF WINE RECIPE
Spring time oak leaf wine is herbal and light but with the young walnut must there is currently a smooth caramel like taste that is certainly richer. I am hoping the walnut leaf will be a stronger with a warmer nuttier taste coming through. Using my oak leaf wine as a guide I will need to let this mature for at least 18 months or possibly even two years. Six months from now I will have four bottles sealed and aging and the remaining 1.5 litres will sit in a small demijohn to oxidise. The idea is that this will make a fino like sherry as they often have nuttier tastes – there is no way I am investing in any flor yeast or moving to Jerez so lets agree to call it a Faux-no.
Before you start cover every surface that might come into contact with the leaves. Walnuts stain and were a traditional source of dyes and the leaves have the potential to stain wood and clothing.
WALNUT LEAF WINE – 4.5 litres
Suitable yeasts – white wine like CL23, SN9 and others
Up to 1L freshly picked walnut leaves
200g raisins
1kg-ish sugar to 1.09SG
Juice of 4 oranges and zest of 2
Juice of 2 lemons and zest
Yeast
Yeast nutrient
4.5l water
Walnut leaf wine ingredients

Walnut leaf wine ingredients
Pick and then rinse the leave to remove any hitch hiking spiders. Pour over the 3.5L of boiling water and leave for 24 hours. Any longer than one day soaking will release far too much bitter tannin that will dominate.
Walnut leaf wine infusing

One pan of leaves the other of zests and raisins
As the leaves steep boil the roughly chopped raisins and lemon and orange zest in the remaining litre of water.
Orange and lemons zested

Two oranges can be left un-zested
Sieve the leaves out of the water once the 24 hours has elapsed and combine with the raisins and zest. Add the sugar, lemon & orange juice and stir till the sugar has dissolved.
Soak strain mix ferment

Clockwise top left: Steeping leaves, strained away, added to the zests and raisins then in primary fermentation.
Add the yeast & nutrient according to its instructions. Leave to ferment in primary and then transfer to an air locked demijohn when fermentation slows after five to 10 days leaving the raisins and zests behind.
Walnut leaf wine end of primary

Lid removed just before being transferred to secondary fermentation.
Rack if sediment builds and certainly at one then two months to remove the settled yeast.
Leave to bulk age in a demijohn for as long as you can – six months at least.
Bottle and open a minimum 18 months after starting.
Do lemon balm next :rofl: I'm over run and have no clue what to do with it lol
 
That would be a great question to my ex who had a GG Cup size!:headbang:
Sometimes things need support too!
One morning, she had stayed over, she couldn't find her bra (as if it wasn't big enough!).
I said to her "Have you lost your "Stables"?
She looked at me with a quizzical expression and said "what on earth are you going on about"?
I said, "you know your Stables, it's where you keep your GG's (Gee Gees is another term for horses).:rofl:
She was not amused and threw something in my general direction, I chuckled about it all day, once a funny thought about boobs is in your head, well it hard to forget!
10 mins later "chuckle", to be honest, it wasn't the joke that was funny all day, it was her expression on her face.
She laughed about it later though!:crying:

I am all in favor of equality, ladies if you don't need a bra to support your breasts, show those nips!:headbang:

32M at one point, I know all about needing support lol.
 
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