Or like my kid and describing hostess cupcakes when I asked what he wanted for his birthday cake. After my mom and I had joked to each other last month that we could just hotglue a candle to a box of snack cakes and call it doneYou’re doomed, man! Before long you’ll be shivering in a cold padded room in the Betty Crocker Clinic for Rehabilitation trying to kick the doughnuts.