I'd have a Word with Hobbsey first.....
....the Lads worn out being used as a sex toy........and nary a one Interested in a relationship.....unless you want to be 1 of a Throuple that the Husband doesn't Know about....
....... which is Fine if that is what you are after....but bloody waring if you have to be on your best behaviour..best performance 3 times a week with no ties....
Did you ever go back to the Vets.....to the nice lady who took a fancy to...cough..cough..The Dude......?................