When I was trying to register, I came up with a really cool name. It was taken. I came up with another. It was taken. Then another. It was also taken. I was getting kind of ticked off, so I thought to myself "what's the uncoolest name I can think of?", and being someone who came of age in the seventies, I immediately thought of the Junior Samples BR549 parody commercials on Hee Haw. And now I'm stuck with it. But at least I finally got registered!