Santa came to San Andreas last night, He got a hold of a1/4 of Asian Haze last night. I told him to be careful, but he wasn't having it!
He broke out that pipe of his and packed it full.
He asked for a light and soon the smoke encircled his head like a wreath.
Asian Haze hit him hard!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Santa said, "Crank the tunes! Let's listen to some Dead!"
He started mumbling about Naughty and nice!
I guess this person didn't make the Nice list!
After 3 hours at the Vanilla Unicorn and getting all the strippers phone numbers and 20 mugs of Navy Grog, he was on a tear!
He motioned to me to pull over as he mumbled about Naught list.
I think he found who was on that list!
He killed that 1/4 and wanted more........................more on that later!