You guys made me do something stupid. I was reading and reading and I sort of.. Started believing your absolutely nonsense. I did do a ton of acid and shit in the nineties and I suffered some head trauma during a Pearl Jam concert in 2000.
Anyhow. I have bought a brand spanking new quality pHen and some bawls of upsie and downsie.
I'm joining the pHarade. Soon I'll be allergic to magnetic fields and shit and get aura massages too.
I will need A LOT of help. Stuff should arrive today.
Or it'll be like my divorcepapers and I'll just put it somewhere and get high and think about more fun things instead.
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Felt good to have that off my chest and into the lap of absolute strangers. Thank you and good morning.