Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '23

[InkAddict$]

No more ideas for the hubby smh youve created another dang monster smh

Don't listen to her...I'm good we're good...

 

[Blue_dreamer]

No more ideas for the hubby smh youve created another dang monster smh

You'll be fine.

First kid?

Its a lot. I had twins. If I can do it, you can do half of it.

 

[Mrs.InkAddict]

Ok I got a whole closet...work perfectly

That’s your new bed and now how you’ll eat your meals

 

[InkAddict$]

You'll be fine.

First kid?

Its a lot. I had twins. If I can do it, you can do half of it.

Yes kid 1st and weed then shrooms then wife in basement..

 

[Mrs.InkAddict]

You'll be fine.

First kid?

It’s a lot. I had twins. If I can do it, you can do half of it.

This is not our first it’s our first together, we lost our first baby together back in February , we have 4 others besides this baby combined ( 7,10,and 2 - 16 year olds ) , but @InkAddict$ is my 2 little girls daddy blood doesn’t make a daddy to me , this was twins I’m pregnant with but we lost one this one’s a boy named Cash . We’re done after this .

 

[InkAddict$]

Now tell me this isn't where you would burry your wife? Am I wrong...View attachment 1617936View attachment 1617937

They would never find her....

 

[JP1]

Shhhiitt Your married just remember that it’s ours not yours and you’d be lost without me and that’s a fact and you know it! So hush your mouth! And tell the truth I NEVER go down there so

You got life insurance

 

[Blue_dreamer]

Yes kid 1st and weed then sheooms then wife in basement..

Serious advice -

At the hospital, take everything they give you and ask for more. We went home with trashbags full of diapers, wipes, formula, all kinds of shit just because I asked if they had any extras.

You want a go bag, not just your wife. Especially if you go with a c section and have to be there 3 days. I didn't change for 3 days and ate gas station food the entire time. Take your own damn pillow, too. You wife will get a whole bed and you'll get a tiny torture chair that kind of lays flat if you have 20/500 vision.

While you are the hospital its your time to practice and make sure you are doing things right. Change the diapers, let the nurses watch and critique you and tell you what you are doing right and wrong. Same for swaddling and that sort of stuff.

Learn to nap. You will need it. 20 minute power naps can be a life saver.

If you can, breast milk. Formula is so damned expensive. We spent hundreds a month on it, because my wife needed to be on medication she couldn't nurse on.

 

[InkAddict$]

You got life insurance

No she does..

 

[JP1]

Sort of moist? The basement is really moist...

This is never a good answer to any question