Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '23

[Mrs.InkAddict]

You got life insurance

Shhhh it’s a nice one $$

 

[Mrs.InkAddict]

No she does..

No you do babe trust me I made sure of it - you just hand over the $ I pay the bills / you don’t ask what bills we have so surprise

 

[Blue_dreamer]

This is not our first it’s our first together, we lost our first baby together back in February , we have 4 others besides this baby combined ( 7,10,and 2 - 16 year olds ) , but @InkAddict$ is my 2 little girls daddy blood doesn’t make a daddy to me , this was twins I’m pregnant with but we lost one this one’s a boy named Cash . We’re done after this .

Heh, I have a nephew named cash.

Granted my wife's brother is a moron. He's latino, and his youngest son has red hair. Them genes don't add up. And his wife had cheated on him before. Oh, and he's an anti-vaxer because his oldest has autism.

My girls have autism. I'd rather than than like...fucking polio.

 

[InkAddict$]

Serious advice -

At the hospital, take everything they give you and ask for more. We went home with trashbags full of diapers, wipes, formula, all kinds of shit just because I asked if they had any extras.

You want a go bag, not just your wife. Especially if you go with a c section and have to be there 3 days. I didn't change for 3 days and ate gas station food the entire time. Take your own damn pillow, too. You wife will get a whole bed and you'll get a tiny torture chair that kind of lays flat if you have 20/500 vision.

While you are the hospital its your time to practice and make sure you are doing things right. Change the diapers, let the nurses watch and critique you and tell you what you are doing right and wrong. Same for swaddling and that sort of stuff.

Learn to nap. You will need it. 20 minute power naps can be a life saver.

If you can, breast milk. Formula is so damned expensive. We spent hundreds a month on it, because my wife needed to be on medication she couldn't nurse on.

She's using her big o nips trust that...we're saving $ baby...that boy ain't drinking formula...till around 6months....

 

[JP1]

That’s your new bed and now how you’ll eat your meals View attachment 1617939View attachment 1617938

Love me some Salisbury steak TV dinners Reminds me of my youth. Wife hates it

 

[Blue_dreamer]

She's using her big o nips trust that...we're saving $ baby...that boy ain't drinking formula...till around 6months....

Big ol jungle nips. Look like chewed up pencil erasers.

Turns me on just thinking about it.

 

[DCLXVI]

Nat Geo - The original playboy.

 

[InkAddict$]

Nat Geo - The original playboy.

That's it ...

 

[InkAddict$]

Fuck I'm dead guys help me... @Mrs.InkAddict is going to lock me out..

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]