Hubby had a drink and a good smoke last night and was eating his way through the fridge....as you do.......
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He got to the stage of egg sani....tried to light the cooker..no gas......
...so out he goes to change the cylnder...2 minute job....
10 mins go by...
20 mins..
30 mins....
Curiosity got the better of me.....
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Looked where the cynder is..no hubby....
...looked across the garden and here here is..9pm...in his underpants..plucking snails off the apple tree and throwing them over his shoulder....like WTF........
After some snarky comments he comes in stands in the kitchen......hoding his head in his hands...Thinking.....
and he says....what did I go out for........?
To change the gas cyinder....
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He put the cooker on...tried to light it and goes.............Doh.................
...I Forgot that bit...........................
Next time.........he's only getting Two pipes full...........
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