Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '21

[Mossy]

I don't know what to get to eat.

Any of the kids plump enough to go on the grill.........

 

[bushmasterar15]

Any of the kids plump enough to go on the grill.........

LOL, I'm not at home and plenty of fast food places around here but I can't decide.

 

[Mossy]

LOL, I'm not at home and plenty of fast food places around here but I can't decide.

Too much choice...?

 

[Dr Fluff]

Can you imagine the musical taste Mini MoMo can have with your teaching.....?




Aw....I want one........




Yeah...and Pretend you don't Hear the dog...coz you are Deaf..........




Ah...he does make a nice cup of coffee.....every morning......IF you can wait for 10 am...when he gets up.......
But...
I'm not going 3 hours without one while I wait.........




Devious.......I Blame it on their Mothers.......




Not Quite....he didn't Think you could make it Without having a tin of Custard powder.........it was the only way he'd seen it done.




Yup......





When he has the Munchies.........................................................................he'd probably eat it anyway...........................

Anyone who Thinks tinned tuna and blackcurrant jam go together is probably too far down the road to save........




Yup...I had a jar sitting..........




I prefer white pepper for cooking.......



And...fresh green pepper corns for salads etc........he's never got over the fact of chomping on them...or chilli seeds....and that is Fun to watch....




Yup.......

You don't want to Adopt him for a fortnight............................................do you...........?...........he's double jabbed.....

Want to adopt him for a fortnight?
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Nah I don't need a rod for my back!!!
All of a sudden, I realize these days, I have to scrape the burn't custard off the bottom of the pan (I learned how from my Dad)!

Green pepper corn and pink pepper corn I have no problem with, just never liked white pepper, just reminds me of school dinners!

Tuna and blackcurrant
A quick look at the interweb and it seems , he aint the only one!

Seared tuna steak with pine nuts, currants, sorrel and mint.
Seems it's a thing.

Mutton jeff eh....?
I know the feeling! I was talking to a friend the other day and they were (trying) to tell me about a new trumpet the had bought!
There I was trying to read their lips and all I got was , they had bought a "blue crumpet"!

Another time, a different friend told me they had bought a new "Toy Yoda".
What with all the hype around the Mandolorian tv series, I though nothing of it.
Then they turned up the next day in in their new "Toyota"!

Then there was the time, I was in a job interview and they asked me "What was the biggest turtle I have overcome"?
I said "Sorry, I have to be honest here but I have never had to over come a turtle, or any other amphibian"!
Once again ,my damn dysfunctional lug holes had let me down, what they had actually asked was "what is the biggest hurdle, you have had to over come"!
I said "I wish it was my deafness", they didn't look impressed!
As I got up to leave,they said "don't call us, we will call you"!
I said "good luck with that, I probably won't hear the telephone ring"!
Turns out I didn't get the job, or as mentioned, I never heard the phone ring!
Life carries on!

 

[bushmasterar15]

Too much choice...?

Might be easier to just go with a salad or beer

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Here you go @bushmasterar15 take a shot of this!!!
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!!!

Fermented salmon soup! Fully of fatty acids and omega 3’s fo yo ass!

Speaking of asses yours may be leaking for a week but you’ll get plenty o vitamins!

 

[Jraven]

Jeez arty, those people lived here...twice
The first time they almost seemed normal and neighborly to an extent, but they were undeniably odd. They left with a huge bill at the store and every bit of trash and garbage they produced still at the cabin. Then they came back again after some years talking about getting on TV and sweet-talking the store owner into giving them credit again That time they camped in the woods and again left an epic mess.

 

[Jraven]

 

[mohawk warrior]

Want to adopt him for a fortnight?
HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Nah I don't need a rod for my back!!!
All of a sudden, I realize these days, I have to scrape the burn't custard off the bottom of the pan (I learned how from my Dad)!

Green pepper corn and pink pepper corn I have no problem with, just never liked white pepper, just reminds me of school dinners!

Tuna and blackcurrant
A quick look at the interweb and it seems , he aint the only one!

Seared tuna steak with pine nuts, currants, sorrel and mint.
Seems it's a thing.
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Mutton jeff eh....?
I know the feeling! I was talking to a friend the other day and they were (trying) to tell me about a new trumpet the had bought!
There I was trying to read their lips and all I got was , they had bought a "blue crumpet"!

Another time, a different friend told me they had bought a new "Toy Yoda".
What with all the hype around the Mandolorian tv series, I though nothing of it.
Then they turned up the next day in in their new "Toyota"!

Then there was the time, I was in a job interview and they asked me "What was the biggest turtle I have overcome"?
I said "Sorry, I have to be honest here but I have never had to over come a turtle, or any other amphibian"!
Once again ,my damn dysfunctional lug holes had let me down, what they had actually asked was "what is the biggest hurdle, you have had to over come"!
I said "I wish it was my deafness", they didn't look impressed!
As I got up to leave,they said "don't call us, we will call you"!
I said "good luck with that, I probably won't hear the telephone ring"!
Turns out I didn't get the job, or as mentioned, I never heard the phone ring!
Life carries on!

Hehhee but for all the diehards out there ..
I believe that is not baby yoda in the mandalorian story line yet something of the same species.. different name on the lil guy I forget what now.. I made the mistake too.
Back to regular scheduled LS BS

 

[Jraven]