Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '21

[BlazedAlien]

(Sean Connery accent) Q: What's the difference between S(h)ilk and S(h)atin (Silk and Satin)
A: I always wear S(h)ilk underpants, no one wants to wear ones that are s(h)atin

Man, I'm stealing this.

 

[Suki]

Two bathrooms....................... ...I Believe for a man and woman to Live in Harmony...you Need two bathrooms....

I'm looking for a building site with a portaloo we can steal to put in the garden for hubby......

We've got 3 but pretty much exclusively use the one in our room, the kids have one and the other is downstairs. Hubby is really good about asking me if I need to use it before he gets up for his long morning meeting though.

 

[Dr Fluff]

Man, I'm stealing this.

Have at it brother, the more people laugh and smile, the better the world for everyone!
Oh and I nicked it too!
The delivery may have been originally a bit different.

I'll give you a "Telling joke" It doesn't work when read!

A Scotsman goes into a bakery and walks up to the display counter and asks to the baker. "Is that custard or a meringue"
So the baker (also a Scotsman) answers back, "you're nay rang, it's custard".
You need to have an understanding of Scots accent/dialect to get it!
When the question about custard is asked, the second half of the sentence relies on that Scots accent understanding.
"......or a meringue" translates to in scots accent to " or am I rang"? AKA "or am I wrong"
The Scots mans looks at the custard and asks "Is that custard or am i wrong" would be the English translation an not at all funny!

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[BlazedAlien]

Have at it brother, the more people laugh and smile, the better the world for everyone!
Oh and I nicked it too!
The delivery may have been originally a bit different.

I'll give you a "Telling joke" It doesn't work when read!

A Scotsman goes into a bakery and walks up to the display counter and asks to the baker. "Is that custard or a meringue"
So the baker (also a Scotsman) answers back, "you're nay rang, it's custard".
You need to have an understanding of Scots accent/dialect to get it!
When the question about custard is asked, the second half of the sentence relies on that Scots accent understanding.
"......or a meringue" translates to in scots accent to " or am I rang"? AKA "or am I wrong"
The Scots mans looks at the custard and asks "Is that custard or am i wrong" would be the English translation an not at all funny!

Very familiar with the scots accent just rubbish at doing one

 

[Mossy]

 

[Mossy]

 

[Mossy]

You don't have to sing this one.........

 

[Cave Dirt Cody]

:smoking:

 

[Dr Fluff]

What his wife didn't tell him is, that he has been talking to a can of Iron Brew for 15 minutes