Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '21

[Dr Fluff]

Two bathrooms....................... ...I Believe for a man and woman to Live in Harmony...you Need two bathrooms....

I'm looking for a building site with a portaloo we can steal to put in the garden for hubby......

I see two possibilities.
Hubby will love it and you may never see him again!There's you wondering what can be taking so long? After several months and several minutes, since he left, you venture in to the "Plastic Turdis" to find it decked out like the poshest of hotels complete with, gold bog roll holder, crystal chandelier and velvet toilet seat.
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................................................... more probably, he will still sit in the bathroom with his kindle, for even longer after all Mossy doesn't have to hop around waiting for a pee anymore....... She can just pop out to the portaloo. Any port(aloo) in a storm eh??

 

[BigBudz2020]

another 10 days or so left on my strawberry pie space bucket grow

 

[Bill.de.Cat]

Just remembered to look and it passed me by...I been here over a year now....Damn time flies.

 

[Dr Fluff]

Two bathrooms....................... ...I Believe for a man and woman to Live in Harmony...you Need two bathrooms....

I'm looking for a building site with a portaloo we can steal to put in the garden for hubby......

I mentioned the two bathrooms idea to an ex and she just looked baffled.
Then as it slowly sank it and she started to get it.
Honestly how are more people not getting it?
What man doesn't want to leave the seat up and not get moaned at?
In fact I would install my own urinal and there is not a lid on that to even worry about lol.
You can by bespoke cisterns, this one is made of copper.
I'd have it high up with a long chain and when it flushes, it could flush a badger.

Pop one of these in and we are talking.

Then a nice bit of flooring

We can't forget the Throne itself, copper toilet

The toilet would go in a sturdy "Thunder Closet" made of mahogany.
it would be lined with books men like, spy novels, gadgets, motors & jazz magazines.
something like this.

Green Victorian wall tiles

Some potted palms

No bidet.
I lived in a shared house and no one used the bidet.
It was right next to the toilet and so it was just used as a big ashtray!

Seems other think the same!

I'd also have a secret herb stash for in case of emergencies and to keep ol' sticky finger snaffling it!
Bathroom would also be finger print entry, I am not sharing, use your own toilet paper.

 

[Mossy]

Just remembered to look and it passed me by...I been here over a year now....Damn time flies.

..When you are Enjoying yourself @Bill.de.Cat .......Happy Anniversary...
You'll have to eat the whole cake yourself if you blow out the candles.....................sign of the Times.....

 

[Mossy]

Then as it slowly sank it and she started to get it.
Honestly how are more people not getting it?

Yes.....

I can poop ..wipe...wash me hands and open the toilet window in just over a minute.......
I Time it by the microwave warming a cup of coffee........so how come hubby takes 45 minutes...at least 3 times a Day..........
The Longest I take in the bathroom is shaving me legs....and he hovvers outside saying what you doing....he gets the Toilet Terrors if someone else is using it....

No bidet.
I lived in a shared house and no one used the bidet.
It was right next to the toilet and so it was just used as a big ashtray!

Yeah...I wouldn't put another one in....if me bits were nasty I'd prefer a full shower.....over here...a 4 shower days means we are in Summer.....

When we did the wetroom we told the builder..shower in the corner..sloped for a drain..hand sink one one wall..toilet bidet on the other..put them where you Think best......

He obviously had a sense of Humor... ..he put the toilet opposite the sink......


Which sounds okay...until you ealise it means when you are sitting having a poop...you are Looking at yourself in the mirror above the sink..........

Not a good look...at any age......

 

[Bruce Campbell]

Checked out my ladies this morning and looks like I've a bit of a weird.. mutation maybe? She's smaller than all the rest, really took a long time to open up:

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Anyone seen anything like it before? It's like a Cotyledon has been merged to half a leaf..

I had something similar - best I could figure, it was high pH (and/or high Ca) creating micro lockouts (maybe B). One seedling worked through it and is now my best plant. The other never fully recovered, but is still limping along.

 

[Bill.de.Cat]

..When you are Enjoying yourself @Bill.de.Cat .......Happy Anniversary...
You'll have to eat the whole cake yourself if you blow out the candles.....................sign of the Times.....

kind of hard to blow em out with a mask on....

 

[Mossy]

kind of hard to blow em out with a mask on....

Put your fingers in your ears and puff Hard...............

 

[Mossy]

@arty zan ....If I Ruled the world...every house would have two bathrooms..and Compulsory Window to outside.

I'd have a Turkish bath....

...with a tub deep enough to get your shoulders and knees under the watter at the same time.......
It can't be that hard...I'm only 5ft5ins.......but I'm sick of having me feet stuck up the bathroom wall.........
I'd also have a Steam cubicle....I had one in the UK and I Miss it....you could curl up on the double seat..and when the steam comes up..you disappear from the outside World..

Has to be Warm...you have twice as much skin to wash if you have goose pimples......

Lots of big fluffy towels...
And..
a masseuse would be a Great optional extra.........


Big Euro Lottery on Friday could make it Happen.......pray for me......