Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '21

[Dr Fluff]

Yes.....

I can poop ..wipe...wash me hands and open the toilet window in just over a minute.......
I Time it by the microwave warming a cup of coffee........so how come hubby takes 45 minutes...at least 3 times a Day..........
The Longest I take in the bathroom is shaving me legs....and he hovvers outside saying what you doing....he gets the Toilet Terrors if someone else is using it....




Yeah...I wouldn't put another one in....if me bits were nasty I'd prefer a full shower.....over here...a 4 shower days means we are in Summer.....

When we did the wetroom we told the builder..shower in the corner..sloped for a drain..hand sink one one wall..toilet bidet on the other..put them where you Think best......

He obviously had a sense of Humor... ..he put the toilet opposite the sink......


Which sounds okay...until you ealise it means when you are sitting having a poop...you are Looking at yourself in the mirror above the sink..........





Not a good look...at any age......

hahaha nothing like a good diet to keep you regular.
A greased lead weight best describes it lol
I don't hang around in the bathroom!
Don't forget you can also use a squatipotty to move things along!

 

[Mossy]

hahaha nothing like a good diet to keep you regular.
A greased lead weight best describes it lol
I don't hang around in the bathroom!
Don't forget you can also use a squatipotty to move things along!

Dynorod wouldn't move him along........

 

[Dr Fluff]

Go on treat yourself to a giggle!

 

[Mossy]

Put your fingers in your ears and puff Hard...............

Oh..that reminds me..when my son was little he was very Reluctant at potty training...so I used to sit him on the potty and say squash your head...squash your head......and he's go a bit purple in the face but he normally Produced........hmmmm...

I Wonder if that would Work for hubby.........

 

[Mossy]

Go on treat yourself to a giggle!

 

[Mossy]

morning/afternoon kittens .......Wife has another Doctor appointment so the day is gonna revolve around that..other than delivering a couple zips that's the day unless I decide to do anything else. Retirement is nice..

Hoping for Good news @Bill.de.Cat ...

 

[BlazedAlien]

I mentioned the two bathrooms idea to an ex and she just looked baffled.
Then as it slowly sank it and she started to get it.
Honestly how are more people not getting it?
What man doesn't want to leave the seat up and not get moaned at?
In fact I would install my own urinal and there is not a lid on that to even worry about lol.
You can by bespoke cisterns, this one is made of copper.
I'd have it high up with a long chain and when it flushes, it could flush a badger.
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Pop one of these in and we are talking.

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Then a nice bit of flooring
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We can't forget the Throne itself, copper toilet
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The toilet would go in a sturdy "Thunder Closet" made of mahogany.
it would be lined with books men like, spy novels, gadgets, motors & jazz magazines.
something like this.
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Green Victorian wall tiles
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Some potted palms
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No bidet.
I lived in a shared house and no one used the bidet.
It was right next to the toilet and so it was just used as a big ashtray!
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Seems other think the same!

I'd also have a secret herb stash for in case of emergencies and to keep ol' sticky finger snaffling it!
Bathroom would also be finger print entry, I am not sharing, use your own toilet paper.

(Sean Connery accent) Now you're s(ch)itting in style.

 

[BlazedAlien]

I had something similar - best I could figure, it was high pH (and/or high Ca) creating micro lockouts (maybe B). One seedling worked through it and is now my best plant. The other never fully recovered, but is still limping along.

So they are all in the same soil, BB Light-Mix, and all 6 days old (day 0 was planting day, day 3 was emergence) so still some time for it to pick up yet. My glueberry was slow last time but yielded 70g of nice big buds. More than enough for lil ol' me.

 

[Dr Fluff]

@arty zan ....If I Ruled the world...every house would have two bathrooms..and Compulsory Window to outside.

I'd have a Turkish bath....View attachment 1377732...with a tub deep enough to get your shoulders and knees under the watter at the same time.......
It can't be that hard...I'm only 5ft5ins.......but I'm sick of having me feet stuck up the bathroom wall.........
I'd also have a Steam cubicle....I had one in the UK and I Miss it....you could curl up on the double seat..and when the steam comes up..you disappear from the outside World..

Has to be Warm...you have twice as much skin to wash if you have goose pimples......

Lots of big fluffy towels...
And..
a masseuse would be a Great optional extra.........


Big Euro Lottery on Friday could make it Happen.......pray for me......

I got you covered and you can use it in the garden in the summer too!

 

[Dr Fluff]

(Sean Connery accent) Now you're s(ch)itting in style.

(Sean Connery accent) Q: What's the difference between S(h)ilk and S(h)atin (Silk and Satin)
A: I always wear S(h)ilk underpants, no one wants to wear ones that are s(h)atin