I ate a couple pounds or more of Dungeness crabs once, woke up in the middle of the night with all of my joints swollen and red and painful. The ER doc laughed at me and said to much purine from the crab. He told me not to be such a pig and lay off all shellfish for a while.
Born and raised in Florida, lived not far from the ocean most my life, 3 shrimp will have me puking all night......fucking irony
 
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