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[Fermented_Fruitz]

If i peed on my plants they would probably turn diabetic from all the sugar!

 

[VitaMan]

If i peed on my plants they would probably turn diabetic from all the sugar!

Then you won't need molasses for the root zone

 

[VitaMan]

 

[Son of Hobbes]

I keep seeing videos about putting pee in your plants. Do people actually do this?

Gross people do.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

I keep seeing videos about putting pee in your plants. Do people actually do this?

Urine contains NPK, but it's not a balanced or proportionate amount compared to using an actual fertilizer. It also tends to be rather acidic (with a wide range,) so you'd want to buffer it out.

If you're going to attempt it, dilute it with water and pH it. Then you're left with a really weak NPK solution that you have no idea the concentration of. Congratulations. This is practically a step above dividing by zero on a calculator.

If you're going to attempt it, don't. For fucks sake.

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Gross people do.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

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I feel like I could shake your hand without having to wash my hands immediately after. Thank you!

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Urine contains NPK, but it's not a balanced or proportionate amount compared to using an actual fertilizer. It also tends to be rather acidic (with a wide range,) so you'd want to buffer it out.

If you're going to attempt it, dilute it with water and pH it. Then you're left with a really weak NPK solution that you have no idea the concentration of. Congratulations. This is practically a step above dividing by zero on a calculator.

If you're going to attempt it, don't. For fucks sake.

Balanced nutrition you say?? I got your back!

 

[Son of Hobbes]