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I'll say sorry in advance but I also found it FAF!
Typo's happen to all of us but sometimes with more comic effect than others!
Resting your boobs on the table is how you get "Teet" marks in the butter on your toast!!:crying:
I know why hubby likes cold toast, it's because he like to see the toasts rack!:rofl:

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:crying:This is all your fault you can watch the video on your own time:eyebrows::toke:


Last one for awhile I better get back to work:dammit:
 
A long post in deed!
Made it thru two cups of java with a cat stampede feeding frenzy in between. :cools:

Swordfish is loaded up with fresh rosin, so third cup is in order. Maybe then I can eat some breakfast of sorts. Gotta get some girls chopped today.
Girls in the 2x4 need a boost. They never really recovered from the dusty top dressing that I didn't FULLY wash off. I'll only use it in a compost tea in the future. I thought I had it mixed well enough in to the top of the media, it was just so damn light, fine and dry. any spraying moved it. Even with the fans turned off. it floated when applying.....even right over the media. Grow N Learn!
I'm gonna try some GLB test nutes, no real loss if I screw it up.
Time to start planning who gets planted next. My last freebie 3 Bears OG X Double Grape gets the nod for a regular EB. I need a big girl for the other Regular EB. How about [Sour Stomper X CDLC] x FORUM STOMPER?
I do have more Hubbabubbasmelloscope. She STILL produced a bunch of hash, despite the problems that came up when using EB's recommendations on dolomite. :wall: She can be a big girl, right?

I wanna give OgreBerry a chance to shine in a Jr. With the degree she recovered and began to pack on bud and frost, she deserves a Jr.
I have BeaverGenetics G&S. Whatever girl they send will get a Jr.....one strain.....one Jr.......two strains.....two Jrs.
That's two or three.............5 Jr spots.
I wanna give Elephant a chance in a Jr. I need to test her reported CBD attributes. If she produces, I'll send her off for testing.
I wanna do Linda Seeds Northern Light, but NL tends to run long. I want this run in cure at Christmas.
I am gonna give Linda Seeds Fat Blueberry a run in a Jr. If I didn't have a big Meph girl, the FB would get a Regular. She has the promise of very productive high quality rock hard nugs that are EASY to trim. She hits some top requirements/wants. I have not sampled her yet, but with the looks and smells, the chances are pretty damn good that I will be happy. pop22 says he and his friends like it. I'm gonna reverse a Sour Stomper and pollinate a branch of FatBlueBerry. :eyebrows: ........Stomper in a little 3gal pot.
:rofl:

The last spot goes to Night Owl Mangoes N Chem. The thought has occurred to me that maybe Mangos N Chem could be a Regular EB candidate. I know some have grown her. Would you swap places with Hubbabubbasmelloscope. I really think HBSS has the potential to be a monster if I can manage her properly.
I needs sum MephHead Help! LOL!

That's the next grow! More than likely, I'll start as soon as the G&S seeds arrive. I do want to have all the tents running with all EBs filled with media wetted to the proper levels for several days to get the tent/growroom environment fully dialed in and microbes a little time to get established. My 'Dynamite stick' will be mixed in all the fresh media and I'll wet it to the proper levels with Recharge with a little molasses. Damn! That means I need to get another big tote to mix in. .........one more tote strung along the back porch! LOL!:rofl:.............Jebus!!! Dat's a loooong post! Yup! I iz :baked:
A long post indeed!
I have a Fat Blueberry from Linda's seeds in my guerilla plot, which I am looking forward to trying!

I made a list of fast strains for the outdoor comp!
It maybe of some help if you want weed in jars for Christmas!
There will be other short flowering auto strains but these re what I found when I had a look.
Fast Auto Strains,
Most strains listed here are sub 60 days strains, for the most part!
These are breeder quoted times, so it is possible they can go a few extra weeks.
Pheno variations, may also mean that, some plants take longer than others!
I am posting this list as a rough guide, don't quote me on the times!
These are the fastest autos I can find.
  • Amphetamine Auto - Cream of the Crop - Finish Time = 45 to 50 Days (6.5 - 7 weeks)
  • + Speed Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time = 49 Days (7 weeks)
  • Fast Bud #2 Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time = 7.5 weeks
  • Kush Mass Auto - Garden of Green - Finish Time = 45 - 55 days
  • Bighead Superfast Auto - Big Head Seeds - Finish Time = 49 Days (7 weeks)
  • Purple Punch Auto - Barney's Farm - Finish time = 50 -60 Days
  • Sticky Dream Express Auto - Positronics - Finish Time = 50 – 55 Days
  • Back to the Future #2 Auto - Tastebudz - Finish Time = 49 Days
  • Sour Crack Auto - Mephisto Genetics - Finish Time - 7 Weeks
  • Sweet Skunk Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time - 7.5 Weeks
  • Sweet Gelato Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time - 7.5 Weeks
  • Purple Punch Auto - Barney's Farm - Finish time - 50 – 60 Days
  • Short Nepali Auto - Fredom of Seeds - Finish Time - 55 Days
  • La Diva - Deliscious Seeds - Finish Time 6 - 7 Weeks
  • Monster Mash Auto - Exotic Seeds - Finish Time 7 Weeks
  • Watermelon Auto - Royal Queen Seeds - Finish Time - 6 - 7 Weeks
  • Green-O-Matic - Greenhouse Seed Company - Finish Time 6 weeks
  • Easy Bud - RQS - Finish Time - 5-7 weeks
  • Royal CBDV Automatic - RQS - Finish Time - 5 - 6 Weeks
  • Purple Mazar Auto - Cannabis Seed Store - Finish Time 55 - 60 Days
  • Auto Giga Bud - G13 Labs - Finish Time - 53 Days
  • Big Bang Auto - Greenhouse Seed Company - Finish Time 42 Days
  • Head Stash Auto - Big Head Seeds - Finish Time 7 Weeks
  • Fast & 2 Vast Auto - Heavyweight Seeds - Finish time 56 Days
  • Doctor Jamaica Auto - Vision Seeds - Finish Time - 56 Days
  • Mohan Ram Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time - 56 Days
  • Green Poison Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish time - 56 Days
  • All the Red Family from sweet Seeds say - Finish time of 56 Days
 
Any networkers out there??
Let's see. . .
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"Alexa, Call My Phone" iz slamming my azz around! Let's hope it slams that naggin' ass pain. God Dam VA is taking their sweet ass time in reauthorizing my physical therapy. I was beginning to make hard-earned gains! :wall:
Too much fuggin' longer, I'll be back at where I started! :grrr1::grrr1::grrr1::grrr1::grrr1:


And ya wonder why some 'snap'?:face:
 
Any networkers out there??
Let's see. . .
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The main funny thing is finding the joke, in the difference between a connection based protocol and a a connectionless protocol.

I have a joke for you
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.:crying:
 
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"Alexa, Call My Phone" iz slamming my azz around! Let's hope it slams that naggin' ass pain. God Dam VA is taking their sweet ass time in reauthorizing my physical therapy. I was beginning to make hard-earned gains! :wall:
Too much fuggin' longer, I'll be back at where I started! :grrr1::grrr1::grrr1::grrr1::grrr1:


And ya wonder why some 'snap'?:face:
My sympathies brother, been there myself!
 
A long post indeed!
I have a Fat Blueberry from Linda's seeds in my guerilla plot, which I am looking forward to trying!

I made a list of fast strains for the outdoor comp!
It maybe of some help if you want weed in jars for Christmas!
There will be other short flowering auto strains but these re what I found when I had a look.
Fast Auto Strains,
Most strains listed here are sub 60 days strains, for the most part!
These are breeder quoted times, so it is possible they can go a few extra weeks.
Pheno variations, may also mean that, some plants take longer than others!
I am posting this list as a rough guide, don't quote me on the times!
These are the fastest autos I can find.
  • Amphetamine Auto - Cream of the Crop - Finish Time = 45 to 50 Days (6.5 - 7 weeks)
  • + Speed Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time = 49 Days (7 weeks)
  • Fast Bud #2 Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time = 7.5 weeks
  • Kush Mass Auto - Garden of Green - Finish Time = 45 - 55 days
  • Bighead Superfast Auto - Big Head Seeds - Finish Time = 49 Days (7 weeks)
  • Purple Punch Auto - Barney's Farm - Finish time = 50 -60 Days
  • Sticky Dream Express Auto - Positronics - Finish Time = 50 – 55 Days
  • Back to the Future #2 Auto - Tastebudz - Finish Time = 49 Days
  • Sour Crack Auto - Mephisto Genetics - Finish Time - 7 Weeks
  • Sweet Skunk Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time - 7.5 Weeks
  • Sweet Gelato Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time - 7.5 Weeks
  • Purple Punch Auto - Barney's Farm - Finish time - 50 – 60 Days
  • Short Nepali Auto - Fredom of Seeds - Finish Time - 55 Days
  • La Diva - Deliscious Seeds - Finish Time 6 - 7 Weeks
  • Monster Mash Auto - Exotic Seeds - Finish Time 7 Weeks
  • Watermelon Auto - Royal Queen Seeds - Finish Time - 6 - 7 Weeks
  • Green-O-Matic - Greenhouse Seed Company - Finish Time 6 weeks
  • Easy Bud - RQS - Finish Time - 5-7 weeks
  • Royal CBDV Automatic - RQS - Finish Time - 5 - 6 Weeks
  • Purple Mazar Auto - Cannabis Seed Store - Finish Time 55 - 60 Days
  • Auto Giga Bud - G13 Labs - Finish Time - 53 Days
  • Big Bang Auto - Greenhouse Seed Company - Finish Time 42 Days
  • Head Stash Auto - Big Head Seeds - Finish Time 7 Weeks
  • Fast & 2 Vast Auto - Heavyweight Seeds - Finish time 56 Days
  • Doctor Jamaica Auto - Vision Seeds - Finish Time - 56 Days
  • Mohan Ram Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish Time - 56 Days
  • Green Poison Auto - Sweet Seeds - Finish time - 56 Days
  • All the Red Family from sweet Seeds say - Finish time of 56 Days
I can depend on Arty for an informative and entertaining post!:headbang::headbang::headbang:
 
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