Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '21

[blue]

Q:Which tennis star joined the collective and became one with it??
A:Bjorn Borg
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New balls please!

Q:why is Dustin Lance Black always sore??
A:Because he gets shagged by Tom Daley(daily)!

Q:Which bare foot runner was always stoned?
A:Zola Budd

Q:Which Olympic runner, gets screwed by a nut
A:Usain Bolt

Q:Which UK Olympic cyclist, doesn't like shiny paint?
A:Matt Walls

Q:Which UK Olympic shooter, doesn't like spiky Christmas decorations?
A:Matthew Coward-Holley

Q:Which UK Olympic diver, can't help cracking up when masturbating?
A:Jack Laughter

Q:Which UK Olympic skateboarder, looks like a shit storm about to happen?
A:Sky Brown

Q:What do you call a woman with tinnitus?
A:Isabelle Ringing

@blue you changed the pic whilst I was typing, did the first one look too sarcastic LMAO
Your wish is my command, I hope you like the jokes!

All the jokes above I have just made up off the top of my head (quite a few names from our 2020 Olympic team)
The last joke is nothing to do with sport, I just thought it was funny.

Comedy Gold Mate!! ... You could take that on the road!!

@blue you changed the pic whilst I was typing, did the first one look too sarcastic LMAO
Your wish is my command, I hope you like the jokes!

Yeah, i saw the other one and liked the way he was chuckling and everyone around was having a lovely time too!!

 

[Mossy]

New balls please!

You'll need them shortly...........

The last joke is nothing to do with sport, I just thought it was funny.

Hmmmmmm.......................you are far too Happy for your own good..............

 

[Mossy]

Q:Which tennis star joined the collective and became one with it??
A:Bjorn Borg
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New balls please!

Q:why is Dustin Lance Black always sore??
A:Because he gets shagged by Tom Daley(daily)!

Q:Which bare foot runner was always stoned?
A:Zola Budd

Q:Which Olympic runner, gets screwed by a nut
A:Usain Bolt

Q:Which UK Olympic cyclist, doesn't like shiny paint?
A:Matt Walls

Q:Which UK Olympic shooter, doesn't like spiky Christmas decorations?
A:Matthew Coward-Holley

Q:Which UK Olympic diver, can't help cracking up when masturbating?
A:Jack Laughter

Q:Which UK Olympic skateboarder, looks like a shit storm about to happen?
A:Sky Brown

Q:What do you call a woman with tinnitus?
A:Isabelle Ringing

@blue you changed the pic whilst I was typing, did the first one look too sarcastic LMAO
Your wish is my command, I hope you like the jokes!

All the jokes above I have just made up off the top of my head (quite a few names from our 2020 Olympic team)
The last joke is nothing to do with sport, I just thought it was funny.

Hmmm..... @arty zan .....tell us what you are smoking..........................................and we'll put it on the Site Banned List..........

 

[Dr Fluff]

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Friday flowers... Star Jasmine................1 little flower and you can smell her 3 ft away.........Bliss.............



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I once knew a woman called Jasmin, who invited me to come down for relaxing day at her fishing hole.
I took a pass, as I could smell it in the summer heat from 3 feet away, it was so potent it singed my nostril hairs!

Don't breath in too hard, That's Friday after Thursday nights dinner

 

[Dr Fluff]

You'll need them shortly...........




Hmmmmmm.......................you are far too Happy for your own good..............

Who you calling shortly?

 

[Dr Fluff]

Hmmm..... @arty zan .....tell us what you are smoking..........................................and we'll put it on the Site Banned List..........

I think wires are getting crossed, this is what happens when I don't smoke/vape.
I think you need to ban being "not stoned"!
(care packages (meds) accepted by mail)!
It's safer for everyone that way!

 

[pop22]

HEY! Benny Hill was................ well.............. different! And funny as hell! The epitome of politically incorrect!

Got my eye on you @WildBill .............Benny Hill in this day and age could get you Cancelled.....................


Happy Friday................

 

[Dr Fluff]

Comedy Gold Mate!! ... You could take that on the road!!



Yeah, i saw the other one and liked the way he was chuckling and everyone around was having a lovely time too!!

This is for you @blue
Tim vine is a one liner punster, sill as you like but the real comedy gold starts @ 2:27 when he does his ventriloquist act, daft as you like but seriously funny!
If ya don't wanna watch it from the start skip to 2:27

 

[Mossy]

I think wires are getting crossed, this is what happens when I don't smoke/vape.
I think you need to ban being "not stoned"!
(care packages (meds) accepted by mail)!
It's safer for everyone that way!

There is a Ban on not being stoned enough....that is why the staff are Pee tested each shift....to make sure they are High enough to work........

(hisses @blue...bring the Special Jacket....arty is Sober.........)

HEY! Benny Hill was................ well.............. different! And funny as hell! The epitome of politically incorrect!

Afternoon @pop22 .....sharing one......

Different times huh...the Benny Hill show used to be the most popular Saturday night TV...... ...

 

[The Bedroom Gardener UK]

UK Pot Heads. I have been forced into open territory, to participate in the 80's nostalgia-fest Rewind.

I know it is very short notice, but I would love to meet up with any fellow UK AFN members who are attending.

I have a bag of weed that would normally do me for a few months, and a micro-bong, and some canna biscuits that will leave you in the ether for the entire weekend. All this must go in - 2 days. Can anyone help a brother out?