Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '21

[Dr Fluff]

We dropped hubbys car off at the garage this morning and went shopping in mine.
As we were driving hubby says I got a guy offered me 5,000 euros for your Jimny last night.......

Youcantellhimtofuggoff...... ...he says I Know...I told him you wouldn't part with it.....

Apparently it is Special coz it was one of the last on the Old UK reg plate.....

(he ain't getting it....)

But it is Nice it know that it is 20 years old....we only paid £10.000 from new..
(wish we'd paid 11,000 and got the air-con...)

and I can still have half the cost back off it........


Tight Bitch......................................................Huh................?.............................................

Q:In motor racing history "who was the coolest driver"?
A:Aircon Senna
I thank you, I'll be here all week.

 

[blue]

Q:In motor racing history "who was the coolest driver"?
A:Aircon Senna
I thank you, I'll be here all week.

More of the same please!

 

[Dr Fluff]

Random Alert
Nothing to do with Friday or the Weekend!
This is well worth a look, watch huge rocks, get washed down a river!

 

[WildBill]

Random Alert
Nothing to do with Friday or the Weekend!
This is well worth a look, watch huge rocks, get washed down a river!

I think they were a little over enthusiastic in the description. That's a pretty minor flow in that region.

 

[Mossy]

Someone mention dancing girls?

Got my eye on you @WildBill .............Benny Hill in this day and age could get you Cancelled.....................


Happy Friday................

 

[Mossy]

I thank you, I'll be here all week.

I've Heard the Edinburgh Fringe is On this year............saves our ears.............

 

[Mossy]

More of the same please!

I Thought you needed Nourishment...............not Punishment.................?...........

 

[Mossy]

 

[Dr Fluff]

More of the same please!

Q:Which tennis star joined the collective and became one with it??
A:Bjorn Borg

New balls please!

Q:why is Dustin Lance Black always sore??
A:Because he gets shagged by Tom Daley(daily)!

Q:Which bare foot runner was always stoned?
A:Zola Budd

Q:Which Olympic runner, gets screwed by a nut
A:Usain Bolt

Q:Which UK Olympic cyclist, doesn't like shiny paint?
A:Matt Walls

Q:Which UK Olympic shooter, doesn't like spiky Christmas decorations?
A:Matthew Coward-Holley

Q:Which UK Olympic diver, can't help cracking up when masturbating?
A:Jack Laughter

Q:Which UK Olympic skateboarder, looks like a shit storm about to happen?
A:Sky Brown

Q:What do you call a woman with tinnitus?
A:Isabelle Ringing

@blue you changed the pic whilst I was typing, did the first one look too sarcastic LMAO
Your wish is my command, I hope you like the jokes!

All the jokes above I have just made up off the top of my head (quite a few names from our 2020 Olympic team)
The last joke is nothing to do with sport, I just thought it was funny.

 

[Mossy]

Friday flowers... Star Jasmine................1 little flower and you can smell her 3 ft away.........Bliss.............