Threads like like this un' are invaluable to forum newbies, gettin' to know and gettin' known (-:

Folks visiting years back, brought their 7-ish year old daughter. Cute kid.
For whatever reason she decided she had to know how old I was. Asking in the manner that cute kids ask, the interrogation began.
"Are you older then my mom?"
"Yes"
Now with a cute smile:
"Are you older than Santa Claus?"
"Oh yes"

It was now a game so she went through several characters, a few presidents and we all had stoopid grins goin' on and then she finally hit on "Are you older than dinosaurs?"
Her folks swear they didn't put her up to it, who knows where this stuff comes from but when I said yes to that one every one in the room cracked up when she followed with a most serious....
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"Well then, you must be older than dirt!"

True story (-:
 
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