No problem, I talk about anything.....
Actually my new neighbor (at the time) poisoned me. And the only reason i allow him to still be breathing is because he is mildly retarded and didn't do it on purpose.
He was spraying an unknown poison (he can't read so he couldn't tell me what it was) on my old growth organic blackberries at the same time I was eating them for breakfast daily and again for evening desert.
After 3 weeks of being in ICU I got home and immediately knew what happened. I saw it as soon as I got on my property.
Not only was my 500 foot long blackberry row dead, the earth was also dead 2 feet either side of it.
He poisoned the ground so bad it had to be excavated.
Jesus H Christ...................that's way beyond FUBAR.
Good job hes a bit retarded, otherwise you might doing time eh?