Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE

[Dark Matter]

The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.

She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory

 

[MikeyB420]

She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory

 

[MikeyB420]

Well thats a joke?

 

[Dark Matter]

"Any two-watt bulbs?"

"For what?"

"That'll do. I'll take two."

"Two what?"

"I thought you didn't have any."

"Any what?"

"Yes, please."

 

[stepside]

I just lost my job at the tampon factory. I was in the fitting dept. I guess they didn't like my approach

 

[stepside]

Valentines day is just around the corner...

What's the difference between like and love??

 

[Dark Matter]

50-60 years lol

 

[stepside]

You guys keep throwing out answers best ones will get max rep from me. I'll keep doing it until Valentine's day or until it gets to crude and gets shut down.

 

[Dark Matter]

When you " like " a flower you'll pluck it.
When you " love " a flower you'll water it daily.

-Buddha

 

[MikeyB420]

Valentines day is just around the corner...

What's the difference between like and love??

If it hurts then it's love. If it doesn't then it's like.



MikeyB