Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE

[stepside]

I knew you guys would be on this like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

 

[Dark Matter]

Ok dirty time.

If our wife likes you she spits. If she loves you she swallows

 

[stepside]

Ok dirty time.

If our wife likes you she spits. If she loves you she swallows

I think we might be brothers from another mother, that was my answer

 

[Dark Matter]

I just " liked " your comment. **spits** lol

 

[dcat0921]

Valentines day is just around the corner...

What's the difference between like and love??

Spit or swallow

 

[stepside]

Spit or swallow

@dcat0921 seems there's another funny bone to throw in the pile.

 

[Pops]

The scientist had trouble reducing the liquid, he just couldn't concentrate.”

 

[bad dragon bzzz]

we was thinking it,but i didnt want to be so crude to say it.
but then i kinda shot myself in the foot.

 

[stepside]

I just " liked " your comment. **spits** lol

If you ever see a comment in one of your threads that simply says *clam* you'll know I liked it

 

[Pops]

Here's one for Married or Partner.
Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years

Pops