A blonde walks into a hardware store and points to an item at the top shel and asks if she could buy that TV.
The shop keeper tells her, we don't serve blondes in here. So she leaves.
Next day the blonde walks in again this time wearing sunglasses and asks, can I buy that TV on the top shelf please.
The shop keeper tells her again, we don't serve blondes in here.
So the next day the blonde is soo pissed off about this whole situation. She dons a brunette wig.
Walks into the store and asks, could I please buy that TV off the top shelf please ?
The shop keeper says , I've told you twice before now that we do not serve blondes in here!!
So the blonde is completely baffled by this and asks, how did you know I was a blonde with this week on.
The shop keeper tells her, that TV on the top shelf? Is infact a microwave. Please leave my store.