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farmergreen007
Sir Tokesalot
thats a good one
farmergreen007
Sir Tokesalot
damn penguins!
This creased me haha
Gatorbackbob
I Am What Willis Was Talkin' Bout
No offense intended, as this is a blonde joke.
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...
Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...
Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.
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well this bright yellow frog is getting laughed at from his buddies cuz hes yellow. so he mopes off and juming about he hit a genie bottle.POOF,out comes the genie and says ,DUDE,thanks man,Ive been stuck for ever it seems,Man im so happy.Ill grant you ANY one wish you desire..frog thinks a secnd and says uhhh I wanna be green like the other frogs.genie is like ugh,Im terrible with colors ,dont ya like want a million dollars or something?I can hook ya up?frog say nah man,thanks but I wanna be green dude.OK dude,Ala kazam,sim salla bim bam bazzala booza la dim..PO
frog is grfren,EXCEPT ,for his pecker.hes got this big ole yellow pecker going on now.hes like SHIT man, how can I fix this.he says man,only the wizard can fix this.so frog bounces about SUPER happy cuz hes now green,and bounds of to go find the wizard dude.
it turn the genie is soo damned happy for making the frog happy.so he see this pink elephant waltzing by.so the geneie says hey man ya want a wish?elephant says SUUURE man,thanks. I wanna be grey like the other elephants.Dont ya want a million bucks cuz Im shit wwith colors.elephant say nah,thanks though.Ala kazam,sims salla bim bom bazzala booza la dim.POOF elephant is grey,EXCEPT for his truck.,its bright pink.MAN,how in the hell do i get this fixed? well I cant ,the wizard has to fix it. how do I find the Wizard mr. Genie? Just Follow the Yellow Dick Toad LOL!
frog is grfren,EXCEPT ,for his pecker.hes got this big ole yellow pecker going on now.hes like SHIT man, how can I fix this.he says man,only the wizard can fix this.so frog bounces about SUPER happy cuz hes now green,and bounds of to go find the wizard dude. it turn the genie is soo damned happy for making the frog happy.so he see this pink elephant waltzing by.so the geneie says hey man ya want a wish?elephant says SUUURE man,thanks. I wanna be grey like the other elephants.Dont ya want a million bucks cuz Im shit wwith colors.elephant say nah,thanks though.Ala kazam,sims salla bim bom bazzala booza la dim.POOF elephant is grey,EXCEPT for his truck.,its bright pink.MAN,how in the hell do i get this fixed? well I cant ,the wizard has to fix it. how do I find the Wizard mr. Genie? Just Follow the Yellow Dick Toad LOL!
