Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE

[stepside]

What do you call an Ethiopian in a dinner jacket? Hopeful

 

[robbio]

What do they call Jeffery Dommer,Hitler and Mike Tyson,The butcher,The Baker,and the candlestick maker.Peace.

 

[stepside]

What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt??

You gonna eat that?

 

[robbio]

Why don,t Junior League girls go to orgies,to many thank you notes.Peace.

 

[robbio]

Why don,t Junior League girls use Douche bags,can,t find shoes to match.Peace.

 

[stepside]

Did you see the news last night? Melissa Ethridge died.


Wait for it.....


They found her face down in Rikki Lake

 

[hecno]

Ok you knuckleheads , I want to hear your best Aussie jokes , as in aimed at us Aussies , and if it is to bad I am going to come around to your place and kick ya dunny down .Yerr ya don't know what a dunny is .

 

[stepside]

Why do birds fly upside down in Australia???

Cuz there ain't nothing worth shittin on!

 

[TimTaylor]

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea ?



I wouldn't by pay to have a lentil on my face........

 

[stepside]

What's the difference between mono and herpes?




Mono you get from snatching a kiss.
Herpes you get from kissing a snatch