Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE

[robbio]

Why don,t witches have babies,their husbands have hollow weenies .

 

[Wienerwoods]

Here's the world's longest joke, it's actually pretty good.
http://longestjokeintheworld.com

 

[epenguin]

Sorry Weiner, life is too short. her is one of the shortest.

Stationary Store Moves !

 

[NuteBurn]

My next door neighbour came over last night and said "I'm so sorry about your wife - I heard about the car crash, are you going to be alright?"

"I'm fine," I replied. "The insurance company have given me a courtesy car."

 

[NuteBurn]

Tried out the Dynamo sex position on my girlfriend last night.

I was shagging her from behind, then without her knowing my mate took over and I ran out the house and waved at her through the front window.

 

[NuteBurn]

With the first rounds of the Europa cup having been played I started thinking that being in that competition is quite similar to riding on the smiler at Alton towers.

You know where the first leg is but the second could be anywhere.

 

[stepside]

How do you reuse a condom?

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

 

[epenguin]

Love the Smiler joke Nutie ! very topical.
eP.

 

[Dark Matter]

What do u call an Ethiopian with a big toe? Gulf club.
What do u call an Ethiopian with a big ear? Bus stop.
What do u call an Ethiopian with blonde hair? Pint of Guinness.

 

[Dark Matter]

What do u call an Ethiopian who swallowed a pea?. Pregnant