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@Mossy I'm sure you'll feel my pain. Hubby has a milk protein allergy. He bought a pack of beer tonight and had 4 while cooking dinner cause apparently they were just that good (coffee, chocolate and caramel notes). I poured the 4th when he was plating up dinner (thought it was his second honestly he doesn't really drink much) and noticed it was a milk stout, which was obviously weird. He made a comment while we were waiting for #3 to finish eating so we could clean up (she always stays for seconds lol, the boys never finish their plates so she eats what she wants of theirs and gives the rest to dad) about it being his 4th beer. I didn't think to mention the milk stout thing since he had bought them so he clearly knew what he was doing. An hour later, the kids are in bed and we are hanging out in our room, getting the smoking stuff together and whatnot and he just starts letting off absolutely noxious gas. Like big loud ones. And he made a comment about how he had added vinegar to the sauce and maybe that was a bad idea cause it had baking soda in it or maybe something was wrong with the beef, etc. I asked him if he was sure it wasn't the milk stout. "Oh no, I can't drink milk stout. I made sure to get the Nitro, not the Milk Stout!" I proceed to google the brand and "nitro" and this is what pops up.
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I've never kicked him out of our room before but tonight I told him he needed to take himself downstairs and play his game or something cause I could not deal. Just went down and got him an hour ago as he'd fallen asleep down there. As much as I cant sleep without him up here, I should have just left him because it is *clearly* not over even though he's snoring at the moment