So….. I saw the strangest thing today, while wrastlin’ with the jeep top….
The kid across the street likes to hang out and look very gangster on occasion, in his front yard….. he’s bad at it… but it’s mildly amusing. This is the same kid that drove his car off the ramps by the way…. And he’s in his mid twenties, so kid…not a kid.
Anywho….I’m standing up on the running board thingie of my Jeep, messing with the top….. so I’m up in the air… with a bird’s eye view….. of this guy emerging from his (moms) house in a full onesie…..complete with feet, and a hood that had little ears of some sort.
It’s a lot to take in, isn’t it…..there’s more. It was bright blue, and had a fluffy tail. And he was just out there, in it… it was mildly amusing when he lit a cigarette….. but I didn’t get the feeling he was wearing these on account of A). irony Or B). drugs
I think he was just fucking dressed like that. It was even weirder because I was delirious from the heat…. Plus I had just figured out that the hot chick next door, is in fact TWO hot chicks….something about sharing a womb when they were younger or something…
Anyway….. weird day. Weird day….