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We were standing in a non smoking area at work having a crafty smoke...and someone saw the Gaffer coming...we a nipped our smokes ...wafted our arms around to get rid of the smoke....and...all Looked Innocent...........
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So the Gaffer stands there....waffles on...then says......you weren't smoking out here were you..........?
Collective shake of the heads and a muttered nooooooo...............
So he looks at the forewoman and says Fine...........but...you better put your pocket out...............
She'd nipped it..and stuck it in her pocket....and it wasn't out properly.....so her pocket was smoking.........