Why did you guys let me smoke so much weed today?
It all started this morning when I thought I forgot my phone. Halfways to town, I pull into an approach for a farmers field and whip a shitty, flooring it back towards my house, eyeballing both the time and my gas gauge (planned enough gas to get to town, not get half way there, then back, then all the way there again,) when... I reach down and feel the phone in my pocket. I was just super fucking high. I had it the entire time. Like literally on me.