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If it's security you're after ... you need one of these beauties ^_^

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:rofl: ... That'll get the visitors on their toes :rofl:

As for the eggs (well ... not from a male) .. They're not great lol ..

There is Only 1 thing wrong with Geese @blue ....they Hate me too...... :crying: ...I'd never get out the house....:pass:

Fearsome.

I don't like duck eggs either....that is why we only have 5 ducks..just to keep hubby Happy.......:pighug:....
 
There is Only 1 thing wrong with Geese @blue ....they Hate me too...... :crying: ...I'd never get out the house....:pass:

Fearsome.

I don't like duck eggs either....that is why we only have 5 ducks..just to keep hubby Happy.......:pighug:....

Hahahaha, you get used to them!! :rofl: ... well, I'll take on one at a time ... they are soooo funny!! They stand up and flap ... honk at you .. and then the head goes down and they begin the charge at you. This is the moment when you need to start charging at the goose with your head down ..(arms flapping!!) hissing like a maniac .... oooh what fun we have!! :rofl:

Saying that ... it was hilarious over lockdown when visitors (walkers) would come to the village .. and there's a spot where there's about 20 of these .. and obviously we avoid it ... but the walkers with their little dogs have NO IDEA what they're walking into until you hear a song of angry geese ... HONNNNK ... shorly followed by village tourists running in the opposite direction!! :rofl: :rofl: ... oh what fun!! :D

They're particularly grumpy and fighty at nesting time (which is just over now) ^_^

edit: .. and BTW .. the ducks are FAR more lethal than the geese! We've got a murderous duck living in the pond near us ... seriously .. it killed one of the other ducks (crime of passion we think) ... AND attacked the lovely lady goose (Mr goose is NOT lovely lol)
 
This is the moment when you need to start charging at the goose with your head down ..(arms flapping!!) hissing like a maniac .... oooh what fun we have!! :rofl:

:crying:


Saying that ... it was hilarious over lockdown when visitors (walkers) would come to the village .. and there's a spot where there's about 20 of these .. and obviously we avoid it ... but the walkers with their little dogs have NO IDEA what they're walking into until you hear a song of angry geese ... HONNNNK ... shorly followed by village tourists running in the opposite direction!! :rofl: :rofl: ... oh what fun!! :D

:pass: Yeah.....they would be Good for that........:crying:


edit: .. and BTW .. the ducks are FAR more lethal than the geese! We've got a murderous duck living in the pond near us ... seriously .. it killed one of the other ducks (crime of passion we think) ... AND attacked the lovely lady goose (Mr goose is NOT lovely lol)

I have enough bother with the killer cockerel........:crying:......it Hates hubby.....he has scars........:crying:...and...nightmares......:crying:

Have you seen the spurs on cockerels......flipping lethal.....
 
Hello LS... anyone about? @Mossy ??

You Rang @Vapo ...?.............
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...it is the bells you know..they made me deaf........ :pass:
 
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