To anyone who cares to join me, new grow journal @ https://www.autoflower.org/f5/mz-ws-perpetual-grow-grow-journal-32931.html#post618068
So its settled. I shall start a new journal and this shall be reserved for our off the wall banter =)
My nephew iss.....jesus, 9 or 10 now? Im not sure, I haven't seen or heard about him since he was 4.
(ive got a pretty fucked up family lol. My older sister is 31, has 4 kids, with 3 different guys. she tells them she cant get pregnant, gets knocked up then sucks them dry until they catch on. Then she finds a new one, and the vicious circle of my sister repeats itself. Only this time, she moved halfway across the country, abandoning her 1.5 year old son, left him with his asswipe father who never lets anyone see the kid. So the last time anyone saw him, he was 4, and my older sister wants to cry and be upset that the kid has NO idea who she is. Perhaps if you were any kind of decent human being, you wouldnt have up and abandoned your fucking 2 year old lol IJS)
Well..considering your childhood was so depraved, lol, Im not all that surprised you just now got to uploading a youtube video lol I used to be OBSESSED with making videos when i got my first digital camera. Then a few years later I had a webcam and nothing better to do so I video blogged my life lol so Im sure you can imagine the time that was spent, and laughter that was expelled watching them lol. Theres a bunch of videos of me and my feller playing Guitar Hero that were pretty hysterical...and theres a 3 part series of my younger brother and I smoking a joint out the window at my dads old apartment..watching them may have been the most comical part lol
I will indeed share the Karma Chameleon song with you. But you HAVE to promise to sing it out loud to the tune so its more entertaining lol. *AHEM* "Auuuuuuuuuutumn autumn autumn autumn autumn the puppy doooogggg, you bark and growl, you barrrrkk and growwwllll, lovin' you'd be easy if youd just listen to meeeee. bones food and trees, bones food at treeee-heeees" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.
I get my song making up talent from my dad lol and since this has been designated as the lauren and chandy banter thread, lol -
here's one of his favorites haha "once I went a-walkin...down a dusty road....wasn't lookin where I was walkin...and stepped upon a toad. Well I mashed his little head, his legs they were a kickin, but you can still put him on a stick...and call him finger lickin'!" :roflcry:
Have you ever heard the old nursery rhyme song? If not it goes "I had a little monkey his name was tiny tim. i put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. well he drank up all the water, and he ate up all the soap. and every time he tried to talk he had a *hiccup* bubble in his throat!"
Then he and I made up a second verse - "Well ya see that little monkey, whose name was tiny tim, i put him in the bathtub, but he didnt know how to swim. he fled around in the water, and he kept on goin down...and then that little monkey...choked and then he drown!" :roflcry:
ohhh mann. thats enough of that. lmao.
And me moving to England does what? Other than bringing me close to my B, it does nothing except cost me more money lol <3
oh and i keep forgetting to ask you cause im a stoner lol Did you get Boy Meets World over there??
.......and now we ave shoddy mothers in common! Yours is most defo a lot shoddier than mine though!hahah thats def. an old picture of taylor hanson in his infamous pot leaf sweater...though I guess I should change it since you can hardly see the pot leaf, which actually takes away from the main point of it being my user pic lol here's the original...cause I know you were just DYYYYYING to see it ;P Im not even sure when this picture is from...looking at him, Id go with 04 maybe 05 lol can you believe this man has FIVE kids?! lol like I shit you not, all are married with kids, but Taylor wins on sheer number lol
View attachment 349597
Ummmm...wow. I'm looking around here, and Im preettttyyy sure Im still in America, lol Are you sure you're in England? Maybe we had a 'freaky friday' experience but our memories were wiped in the process lol. Its a little nutty how much we have in common, from growing weed to having shitty newphew stealing sisters lol
Ready for the fucked up family saga to get just a little more fucked up?
You know how they say all it takes to have a daddy is a sperm doner. Not everyone can be a father? Yea well they really need to come up with a similar sayings about mothers. Cause I'll tell ya what, Ive hardly had any resemblance of either for 27 years. You see. My mom used to like to uproot the entire family (Im one of 4 kids, one older 2 younger) and move every two years. almost like clock work. I had been in and out of 8 different school districts by the 5th grade.My mum also moved me around eeeeverywhere!! We lived in my first house til i was 11 (we lived in one til i was about 3 but dont remember it) and then we moved away from everyone id ever known but mum didn't even tell us we we're moving. We went t stay at one of her boyfriends (<-----turned out t be a paedo) "friends" house f the weekend... which turned into a week... which turned into 2 weeks.... which turned into all our stuff being brought t our so called new house in a van before she told us thats where we were going t be living. Shitty Stoke-on-Trent (thats why ive always had a not so secret hatred of stokies and oatcakes,lol). Didn't get t say goodbye t any of my friends or familyAfter a year there we moved to a new place with a new school (which id never go t at the staart of the school year so i found it really hard t make friends and got bullied ALOT) every year. My list of schools and houses is as long as this thread!! haha.
To make an EXTREMELY long and complicated as short as possible : when I was 13 my mom up and decided one day out of the blue that she wanted a divorce telling my dad 'get out and take your 4 kids with you'. So one day my dad came to me before school and told me what was going on. Said he was going to stay with his sister, my aunt, at her house at the beach until he could figure out a place to live so he could get my younger sister and brother. my older sister J (the no good ass wipe sister) was 17 and wanted to stay with her boyfriend at the time. It was a long, agonising and heartbreaking 16 hour drive. My dad didn't even cry at his own mothers funeral, but for the first and ONLY time ive ever seen, he cried. This man bawled like a baby. For the entire drive. But before we even had time to take our coats off at my aunts house, my little sister (A) was on the phone crying saying 'daddy you have to come get us, mommy said she doesn't love us and doesn't want us around anymore.' ON THANKSGIVING DAY. What kind of human being looks their 5 and 6 year olds, dead in their eyes, and tells them you don't love them and don't want them anymore?
Thats heartbreaking man!!I cant understand how people can say such heartless things t their own kids man. Before i had one o my own it was unthinkable but now i have it seems even more ridiculous. My kids a knobhead sometimes but no matter what shits going on in life id never say or do anything t hurt him. Some people just aint capable parents! How olds your mum? If she's anything like mine she reckons she got tied down with kids too young and never got t lead the life she wanted to...... my answer t that is you're the one who didn't use protection, morning after pill, abortion. Dont take it out on me f the rest o my life because you put it about. Id never tell her that though. Shed put in me hospital! lol. My mums well hard! She's known about our many towns as a bit of a scrapper, lol. Not anymore mind. The last 5 years have really done her in. She's been an alchy since we've been born and its finally taking her toll. She's only 44 and she's well haggard. Got loads of health problems and stuff but she swears blind its nothing t do with the ale :-/
Ready for another mother of the year award?
My dad ended up kicking me out shortly after I turned 15 when I told him that I thought I was gay and that I had a girlfriend. Now, if you ask HIM he would have told you he kicked me out because 'I don't care if she wants to lick a pussy or suck a dick but if you want to live in my house you're following my rules'. So he called up my mom halfway across the country, to see if she would take me in. Told her he would put me up as a ward of the state (meaning that I would be under the custody of the government..basically the same thing that happened to your nephews) if she wouldn't take me in. So she ends up saying fine and allows my little sister A to come and live with her and her new husband. Why you're wondering? BECAUSE SHE REALIZED SHE'D GET CHILD SUPPORT FOR TWO KIDS. We hardly saw her and I was essentially left to fend for myself AND A
Was you a bit of a slag inviting loads o women back t your love shack f some romancing without papas permission? :roflcry: Lmao!! So you were reunited in the end and lived happily ever after is it?:no: lol. Wankers aint they. Child support sounds like my old dear. She kicked me out when i was 17 (3 weeks before christmas) because shed stopped receiving Child Benefit. To be honest though that day was the best day of my life! Better even than the birth of the kid. Seriously!! It was my first day of freedom and ive never felt more alive than the moment i walked out that door and she actually let me go! She was a horrible mum. I was always the one having t look after my sisters, do all the housework, cook, absolutely EVERYTHING while she was either in bed getting mullered or in the pub getting mullered. I had to be in f 9pm every night even when i was 4 months off my 18th bday just so she could go the pub and id be in to have my little sister, who was a little shite! (all i ever heard from her was. "YOURE NOT MY MUUUUUUM!!!!" Constantly!
But........ regardless of all the shit i wouldn't change any of it because its made me the person i am today (slightly deranged, haha) and its allowed me t take the roads that have led t where i am now...... A town i moved to by accident (the only place since my first house thats ever felt like home), the man i love, the in-laws of my dreams and a brilliant, clever, crazy, funny little boy of my own i get t bring up the way he deserves... and a grow in the bedroom, haha. So if i had t do it all again t be where im at now i would....nt, lol. No i would. Or would i?... Yep. Am i sure? Pretty sure. No i defo would! lol. Also ive got a few parenting tips from my mum..... what not t do, haha. Do them things and i cant go far wrong surely, lol.
but wait. theres more.
When I was younger I used to be a cutter. It started when shit started going down hill with my dad after I told him about my girlfriend. So like..14, 15. Then when I was living with my mom, I got depressed, lost about 40 pounds (I used to be a fat kid lol) and the cutting kept escalating. One time, I walked to her room in the middle of the night, crying hysterically, giant gash in my arm all the tissue exposed, bleeding profusely - CLEARLY needed stitches. She opens her bedroom door and in between all the sobbing, I managed to get out 'mom, I think I need help'.
Her response? PUT SOME GAUZE ON IT AND GO BACK TO BED. YOURE GETTING BLOOD ON MY FLOOR. and proceeds to close the door and return to whatever was more important than YOUR DAUGHTER.
:no: .....like... really?!?!
The woman is so fucked up, its ridiculous. Then I get diagnosed with RRMS (relapsing remitting multiple sclerosis) like 2-2.5 years ago and then all of the sudden she wants to play 'mommy'. Im sorry that you have randomly decided to pretend like you give two shits after 10 years of not getting a birthday card or a call on Christmas but you probably should have been my mom when I needed one.
That is fucked up man. Pretty sure even my mum would of taken me the hospital if sutin was wrong.... although there was that one time, lol. There wasn't really. Its official, your mums the worst. Bad times!! lol. At least my mum has the decency t stay shit, haha. Whats the relationship between you guys now? I speak t my mum about once a month but have t have about 5 spliffs before i ring her because it aaalways ends up in an argument so i try and keep it as short and sweet as possible.
When i found out i was pregnant with Jack she told me she wanted t be a better nan than she was a mum. She hardly ever sees him. I used t have t travel the 2.5 hour bus journey with a newborn and all his stuff but after a year of that i told her the next time she could come t me and wed take it turns because i was sick of having t sit on a bus f 5 hours spending money we havent got on bus fares just t sit in the pub with her and her mates all day. Well it was just before his 1st bday i told her this.... she saw him next 2 weeks after his 2nd!!!! :-/ Every time she said shed come shed have no money or some drama would be going on. any old excuse. The worst thing is i told her all the families were going t get together f a gathering on Jacks 2nd because no ones really met each other and it would be a nice way t celebrate. Could take some photos of everyone together f when jacks older and stuff..... yet she even made ane excuse f that day. But fuck her. She's the one missing out not us and hes got 8 other grandparent that he sees regularly anyways so when she's the nan that gets forgotten about by her grown up grandkid thats her issue. Social servies told her she could have Dexter and Theo if she quit the drink and she couldn't do it. Some people just love other things more than family... but each t there own i guess, lol.
ANYHOW lol
It's terribly unfortunate that you never watched boy meets world, cause its possibly one of my all time favorite shows. In the last 3 years, Ive gone from pilot to finale at LEAST 10 times. I can quote the shit out of any episode lol
OHMAN.
speaking of shows ... we get whats called "BBC America" here, which my boyfriend watches a lot (hes a top gear nerd).
I don't know if you've had this show for a long time or what, but thus far, we've only gotten one season.
Dangerman: The Incredible Mr.Goodwin.
I need your input on that show before I go any further lol
BBC America!! lmao. Never heard of it. Top Gears been on f absolutely years man!! You should find one o the old ones on youtube, jezza had some right funky hair in the day! lol. Tis a brilliant show! Best thing on the box. And neither have i ever heard of Dangerman Goodwin!!! haha. Are you sure its the real BBC and not fake English programmes on BBE or sutin? lol. Whats dangerman sayin anyways? Yay or Nay?
Just googled BBC america. I watched the first episode of In the Flesh the last night and i watched the last series of Orphan Black (which is brilliant imo) and i've yet t watch the first episode o the new series but i've got it recordedYo watch either o them?
No, I've never watched them but I DID see an ad for Orphan Black watching, probably top gear lolBBC America!! lmao. Never heard of it. Top Gears been on f absolutely years man!! You should find one o the old ones on youtube, jezza had some right funky hair in the day! lol. Tis a brilliant show! Best thing on the box. And neither have i ever heard of Dangerman Goodwin!!! haha. Are you sure its the real BBC and not fake English programmes on BBE or sutin? lol. Whats dangerman sayin anyways? Yay or Nay
Just googled BBC america. I watched the first episode of In the Flesh the last night and i watched the last series of Orphan Black (which is brilliant imo) and i've yet t watch the first episode o the new series but i've got it recordedYo watch either o them??
it comes on your favorite channel (Sky) lol heres the ad ;PAre you sure its the real BBC and not fake English programmes on BBE or sutin? lol
ugh, tell me about it. Its no wonder to me, what so ever, that I smoke the amount of pot that I do today lol I probably had one of the most traumatizing childhoods (as far as bullies go) e.v.e.r and the awesome part of it all, is I got the shit parents to go with it LOLAfter a year there we moved to a new place with a new school (which id never go t at the staart of the school year so i found it really hard t make friends and got bullied ALOT) every year.
No, I've never watched them but I DID see an ad for Orphan Black watching, probably top gear lol
The weirdest part? He looks freakishly similar to my boyfriend lol like you wanna talk about twins? lol and K (my boyfriend) is also an adrenaline junkie like danger man. Not quite to the extent that Mr.Goodwin seems to like it but kurt finds his in driving. He races cars in his spare time and has won all kinds of awards and shit for racing. He was actually just on TV here (SpikeTV...its supposed to be like...'the guy channel' lol) on a reality show to become a professional race car driver. he got an all expenses paid trip to the MTV studios to compete. how'd he get that chance? PLAYING FUCKING VIDEO GAMES lol. I remember you saying you were an x-box gal however you won't find him playing much other than GranTurismo or some stupid tank game he plays lol But GT is for the ps4 and the the tank game, i'm pretty sure is online. He's got some ridiculous (and unnecessarily so) set up ...almost exactly like this - View attachment 349640 but he's got 3 monitors set up in front of him. Cause whats a sim without monitors? lol Hes absurd. But I love it as Im a bit absurd me damn self lol
momma drama- If she (my mom) had pushed me out when she was 16 I could understand. But she was in her early 30's. Jeez...she's gotta be, what, like 54 now...or is my dad 54 and my mom is 53? ....eh it doesn't matter lol
Would you like to hear how my parents met? Its worth the read, I swear lol
So the story goes....
My dad was in the army, and thats where he'd met my mom. The circumstances they met under? All the guys on the base had a drawing and who evers name got drawn, got to go out with 'the base whore'...which at that time was the woman I now call my mother. When my dad met her parents, even they said to stay away from her that she didn't know how to keep her legs closed...and my grandfather is and always has been, a baptist pastor, so you know if he's saying stay away from his own daughter...ya might wanna listen lol. buuut he didn't, and ended up married to her for 20 years and having 4 kids with her. They made a deal that my dad would stop drinking because he was an alchy and she would close her legs. My older sister J was born, and then my parents end up splitting up for a while when she was i think 1 or 2 years old. Well she was living out of a hotel and one night called my dad crying asking him to come over that she wanted to work things out for the 'family'. So he did, they end up having sex. And then all of the sudden....my mom is prego. But my dad knows that he used a condom to avoid having another kid just in case things didn't work out. So instantly, it cant be his. I dont remember the entire rest of the story *which is probably a good thing for you as the reader lol* but somehow he found out that she'd been keeping a calendar so she knew exactly when she'd be ovulating and had planned on the whole break up to happen days before she started to ovulate so she POKED HOLES in the condom, through the wrapper so hed be less likely to notice.
And alas - Lauren is born LOL
Keep thinking t meself im gonna keep this one short......... and then the above happens, haha.Ug. I need an eye ball break lol
^^ I hear you on that. Tis part of the reason I don't want to watch that show until AFTER we run out of other shit to talk about haha.Keep thinking t meself im gonna keep this one short......... and then the above happens, haha
^^ I hear you on that. Tis part of the reason I don't want to watch that show until AFTER we run out of other shit to talk about haha.
I may win on the dodgy mom front but you win on the incest front, because believe it or not, another strange thing to have in common? When my dad was 16 he married and had a sexual relationship with his 1st cousin, who at that time was 32. yeaaaaaah. My dad still has 2 tattoos one says the name of his first wife and first cousin and the other says the name of her daughter she had from another marriage. I don't get it man, I really freeking dont lol
That racing set up is actually REALLY hard lol It drives (the way the wheel gives back and all) like a go-kart. I tried it once and then nope. no more lol But i just got home from work and need to go cook dinner for me and mah man. I'll be back a bit later with more lol