Indoor The wilma grows

Now work it in to a conversation!

Ok... Today, a cat curled one off on my front lawn. I went outside to shoo it away and it grabbed me by the throat, sending me toppling over into th'excrement.

As I rolled around in the cat faeces, bleeding and choking from the cat's fierce throat hold, I noticed a newly sprouted daffodil.

I died a 'sanguine' death.

Does that work?[emoji848]
 
Ok... Today, a cat curled one off on my front lawn. I went outside to shoo it away and it grabbed me by the throat, sending me toppling over into th'excrement.

As I rolled around in the cat faeces, bleeding and choking from the cat's fierce throat hold, I noticed a newly sprouted daffodil.

I died a 'sanguine' death.

Does that work?[emoji848]

I would have gone with an easy one,like....

Sanguine grows some dank weed bruv.
 
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