Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE

[NuteBurn]

How do you track down Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the fresh prints.

 

[NuteBurn]

I got a Rolex for my birthday from the lesbians next door.

I think they misunderstood me when i said "I wanna watch"...

 

[Dark Matter]

What have you done wrong if your wife comes in from the kitchen nagging?

Made the chain too long..

Why do women have small feet?

Gets them closer to the sink...

 

[evol]

The higgs boson particle walked into a church and everyone looked and said "get out of here, you call yourself the god particle and thats blasphemous!" and the higgs boson particle replied "but you can't have mass without me."

 

[stepside]

I tried to like the last couple jokes but I keep getting an error message

Never mind works now

 

[pop22]

 

[learn]

irish paddy siten on a train.a woman facing wearing a skirt with no nickers. paddy looks. the woman say u look at my pussy. paddy sez sorry cudnt help it. she sez it ok. its very talented. wot sed paddy. she makes her pussy blow him a kiss and gives him a wink. fk me sed paddy.wow. so they start chatting and the woman really likes him and wots to get it on. so she sez to paddy put 2 finger in me now u sexy fuck. and paddy goes fk me can it whistle aswell. lol.

 

[Eyes on Fire]

whats the definition of an optimist? an ethiopian in a dinner jacket

 

[Spank]

Who's old, hairy, can join a forum last Wednesday and be 'well known around here' and have more rep than say Elvis?

 

[stepside]

Who's old, hairy, can join a forum last Wednesday and be 'well known around here' and have more rep than say Elvis?

I dont know.. Who?