Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE

[Jtsmoker]

How do u circumcise a redneck ? Kick his sister in the chin

 

[Jtsmoker]

What is the diffrents between ooh and ah ? About three inches

 

[Jtsmoker]

Y is the hair down stairs curl so it dose not poke your eyes out

 

[Jtsmoker]

What do u call a person up for weeks? Tweekers

 

[Jtsmoker]

How did the pollock break his arm racking leaves? He fell out the tree

 

[Jtsmoker]

Did smell the pollock that smelled bad on just the left side? He is still at Walmart looking for left guard

 

[Jtsmoker]

How do you sink a polish sub? Knock on the door

 

[stepside]

Sorry Guys - I'm gonna have to moderate (as in delete) some of these.
Don't mean to be a hard ass - but some come accross a bit offensive to certain groups - and we're AFN .. for everyone.

It doesnt have to be entirely clean - but does need to be civil.

Man I missed the good ones evidently... Sorry Blue didn't mean to start a riot or anything

 

[stepside]

What do you call a deer with no eyes,legs or sex organs??

Still no f***ing idea

 

[Jtsmoker]

What do you do if you drop your wallet in SF Ca. Kick it to San Jose before you pick it up