Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE
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Not so much a joke more of,a challenge to you all...
Ok so this,challenge is called the Spiderman, next time all you guys are making love to ur better half's try this..... Do her,from behind....just as ur about to finish , tap her on the shoulder to make her face you then empty on your hand... Fling it at her face shouting....spiderman...
If,she doesn't kill you after that try the spitfire....
Basically same again only this time when ur about to finish run at her from the other side of the room as if your in a spitfire shooting at her...then if your still alive and have the balls.... Do the angry pirate....
Which is.... Same as above, only this time when you finish, do it in her eye and kick her,on the shin...she will hop around with one eye closed and on one leg while you shout...arggghhhh....
Try them!
Ok so this,challenge is called the Spiderman, next time all you guys are making love to ur better half's try this..... Do her,from behind....just as ur about to finish , tap her on the shoulder to make her face you then empty on your hand... Fling it at her face shouting....spiderman...
If,she doesn't kill you after that try the spitfire....
Basically same again only this time when ur about to finish run at her from the other side of the room as if your in a spitfire shooting at her...then if your still alive and have the balls.... Do the angry pirate....
Which is.... Same as above, only this time when you finish, do it in her eye and kick her,on the shin...she will hop around with one eye closed and on one leg while you shout...arggghhhh....
Try them!
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Amish Potato
Two Amish women were in their garden picking potato's
the one woman says "this one reminds me of my husband balls"
the other lady says "that big huh?"
the other women replies
"NO THAT DIRTY"
Two Amish women were in their garden picking potato's
the one woman says "this one reminds me of my husband balls"
the other lady says "that big huh?"
the other women replies
"NO THAT DIRTY"
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Advice given to new parents...
Teach your kids to walk and talk.
Then tell them to sit down and shut up.
Grandparents are great!
My dad used to tell me.. Stop running in circles..or I'll nail your other foot down
Teach your kids to walk and talk.
Then tell them to sit down and shut up.
Grandparents are great!
My dad used to tell me.. Stop running in circles..or I'll nail your other foot down
Lol
Yes i came back to reread it.. a few times .. need that. EhhhhSorry top hear your having a bad day TEKGROW let see if we can keep you laughing
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional, In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Fred, a big man almost 60 years old, as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.
It's length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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So... God is looking down on an Indian brave who is paddling his canoe across a lake. He sings while he paddles eye yi yi eye yi yi. God says to himself I wonder what would happen if I took a quarter of his brain? So he does... The Indian brave keeps paddling and singing eye yi yi eye yi yi. God says ok I'll take another quarter..... Again nothing changes eye yi yi... God is confused he takes the third quarter and still the Indian keeps on paddling a singing.... God says well I'll just take it all and see what happens. Pluck he takes it... The Indian keeps paddling and singing allouette gentile allouete.
And i did tell it to a few showed it also.. i mean the joke .. one had her head so tight up in her own bum.. she just pissed off the other to.. who where ctfu... other said i know you Mr Tek.. you silly.. let mi see the timing of her saying this and the joke.. mi eyes went cockeyed snot dribbling had leave out. . She comes outside, ask you ok. Composure ... remember you ask, can you see it.. handed her mi phone.. i think she did piss drips in her bloomers.. [emoji23] [emoji33] [emoji85] [emoji86] [emoji87] [emoji13] [emoji14]
Iam not to share anymore things with nurse's doing business hrs. .[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] it was funny seeing them open up ..and luagh ..thanks again..
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