Indoor Teetee's 2021 Monster Hunt

[Rasterman]

Had a flight like that, but it was a MAC flight on a damn turd of a C-131................across the damn Pacific!
It my first time on one of those damn things. In normal flight, there was a pretty good amounts of wing movement. Any kind of turbulence, god-damn wings looked like they were flappin' to keep the plane aloft! With my head banging from the sinuses and being fairly disorientated from the pain and pressure, the degree of 'flappin' really alarmed me. The little Air Farce cutie beside me in those crappy seats, patted and subtly caressed my hand and told me it was perfectly normal. All women likey da sailors! Ain't dat right @Talonxracer ?
It took me over 5 days to get back home. Three of those days were head pounders! Thank God I haven't ever had a sinus pounder that bad since then. Fuggin' sledge hammers!
Me and my Recruiter buddy, that picked me up from the airport, unintentionally scared the hell outta my Pop when I got home. All he could see is two military men coming to his door. All I wanted was to surprise him, but damn! Only the third time I ever saw him tear up! That sure was a really good hug he gave me. I've never forgotten it and it is just as vivid in my mind, as if it happened yesterday.

Cuties didn't sit beside me on a C-5 or MH-53J flights though they were very friendly at a training base I was stationed at. It sounds worth the headache, but only almost!

 

[WildBill]

Cuties didn't sit beside me on a C-5 or MH-53J flights though they were very friendly at a training base I was stationed at. It sounds worth the headache, but only almost!

LOL! I was stationed in Orlando, where the Navy had its only woman's boot camp.
The Enlisted Club was packed on the weekend! Easy pickings, especially with a new car...........that was often packed with just graduated recruits. When short of money, I could make a pretty good amount acting as a taxi. They also had a men's boot camp. I had a deal with my fav Gentlemen's club manager for a beer for every boot I brought there. I'd get money from the recruits, coming and going, and I never bought any beers. All that slowed to a crawl, once I started the damn school I was waiting on. 80+ hour work week tends to do that.

 

[Rasterman]

LOL! I was stationed in Orlando, where the Navy had its only woman's boot camp.
The Enlisted Club was packed on the weekend! Easy pickings, especially with a new car...........that was often packed with just graduated recruits. When short of money, I could make a pretty good amount acting as a taxi. They also had a men's boot camp. I had a deal with my fav Gentlemen's club manager for a beer for every boot I brought there. I'd get money from the recruits, coming and going, and I never bought any beers. All that slowed to a crawl, once I started the damn school I was waiting on. 80+ hour work week tends to do that.

I was at Lackland for a few years and started to really think I was something. Then I moved...

 

[WildBill]

I was at Lackland for a few years and started to really think I was something. Then I moved...

LMMFAO! Sounds like what my Pop asked me!
"Fishing in a stocked pond is pretty easy, huh Son?" Is what my Pop asked me. It ended up being a 'Aqualung" moment with 'snot runnin' down my nose' from laughin' so damn hard at my Pop!

 

[Rasterman]

LMMFAO! Sounds like what my Pop asked me!
"Fishing in a stocked pond is pretty easy, huh Son?" Is what my Pop asked me. It ended up being a 'Aqualung" moment with 'snot runnin' down my nose' from laughin' so damn hard at my Pop!

Great analogy-it fits perfect.

 

[WildBill]

Great analogy-it fits perfect.

My stoned brain instantly remembered it. I chuckled again as it scrolled along in replay on muh hed!


edit....I can still see the smurk on his face!

 

[Teetee]

Shhhhhh....... a Nightmare is coming........

 

[Antonio_DutchPassion]

Nice!

What is cooking?

 

[Rolio]

Ooooh ahhh I'm just about to start my next! What's we got here?

 

[DCLXVI]

Hey! TeeTee! Starting up again, eh?