astronomy420a
omBUDsman
well stunted, with all the killing going on, you wont be able to use the old down under standbye...................."a dingo killed my babies":smokebuds:
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Stunted
Guest
well stunted, with all the killing going on, you wont be able to use the old down under standbye...................."a dingo killed my babies":smokebuds:
Ahh true true....but
I can always fall back on "That baby's got my dingo"
Looks like I may have a plant finally showing sex (looks female) on day 20.....slow.....another 10 beans soaking
Stunted Flood
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You sound like you go thru one hell of a lot of seed Stunted! You producing your own stock?
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Stunted
Guest
Indeed I have made a few seeds fullauto 
Day 23
S60 - I looks male - 5.25in
S60 - II is female - 5.5in
S60 - III is female - 5.75in
S60 - IV is female - 6in
S60 - V is female - 4.5in
S60 - VI is male - 4.75in - Terminated
S60 - VIII looks male - 4.25in
S60 - IX is male - 6.25in - On death row in laundry cupboard awaiting final decision.
Stunted Update
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Day 23
S60 - I looks male - 5.25in
S60 - II is female - 5.5in
S60 - III is female - 5.75in
S60 - IV is female - 6in
S60 - V is female - 4.5in
S60 - VI is male - 4.75in - Terminated
S60 - VIII looks male - 4.25in
S60 - IX is male - 6.25in - On death row in laundry cupboard awaiting final decision.
Stunted Update
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So its is update time and guess what....seems like I have found a new S60 Pheno, the "Crispy Yellow" one
I went a bit silly and didn't water anything for days, not sure exactly how many days but it was at least three....I swear them pots were so light they were floating in the air!
So yet again Stunted is walking funny because he has shafted himself, man what a wanker.
Day 32
S60 - I Female 7in tall
S60 - II Female 9.25in tall
S60 - III Female 10.75in tall
S60 - IV Female 12.25in tall
S60 - V Female 8in tall
S60 - VIII Female 7.5in tall
Day 26
S60 - XIII Female 6.5in tall
S60 - IX terminated for being male
Day 18
S60 - XIV terminated for being male
S60 - XV terminated for being male
S60 - XVI UNK 1.5in tall
S60 - XVII UNK 2in tall
And then there is S60 - XXII UNK 1.5in tall, don't tell anyone but Stunted has Dirt in the cabinet.....WTF, well it will fail soon enough just like every other go at "Dirt" so we can ignore this one.
Ready.....Set....RANT ON!
So the other day whilst I was out doing the ever so fun doctor thing, "She who must be obeyed" got a visit from some government ECO warrior idiots wearing their pretty ID tags....
They had arrived to install a new shower head free of charge (government funded project), so she lets them in and asks the guy if it was one of them "Water saving shower heads" to which he replied "No".
So she lets him change the showed head and he leaves, I get home and she informs me of the new shower head so I go have a quick look and it looks exactly like the old one.
I then give her the evil look and said "It better not be one of them water saving shit things", so she then tells me that she asked and No was the answer.
Fast forward a little....she goes and has a shower, gets out and complains at me about the water being kinda slow.....so now I am getting shitty!
I go into the bathroom and inspect the new shower head with my eyeballs, looks ok...cloths off....shower on, much tap turning and little water flow can only mean one thing.
A fckin "flow limiter" shower head, so I'm nude in the shower with little more than a nail file to use as a tool and use it I did!
I stood in there and pulled that shit thing apart in true MacGyver style....so a few minutes later its all apart and I dig the "flow limiter" out, all this time the shower is spewing water ever where including up on the ceiling
I put it all back together minus the limiter and relaxed in my now "Fixed" shower.
The offending object:
Nobody fucks with Stunted's shower, never, not never fukin ever, Stunted pays for his water and Stunted will have a shower that is similar in flow to Niagara Falls.
RANT O
They be lucky I was not home at the time, I answer the door and give the visitor a quick once over and then POW its question time. (Family exempt except the ones I hate)
Q1: What is the name of the person you wish to speak to?
Answer correctly and we can continue to play.
Answer incorrectly or cannot give a name then I am shitty but still willing to play.
Q2: Are you a Police officer or other Court appointed person?
Answer YES and I am less shitty and we can continue to play.
Answer NO and the shitty-o-meter is in the danger zone and unless you leave quickly you will get told to go many places, most of them starting with the letter F (hahaha ROFL, my cat just farted) as in Fuck Off....then POW the door goes, end of visitor.
If needed:
Q3: Do you have a "Search" or "Arrest" warrant?
Yes....Poor Stunted..
No.....I say goodbye and close the door
Shit I hate people.....
Stunted Loner
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I went a bit silly and didn't water anything for days, not sure exactly how many days but it was at least three....I swear them pots were so light they were floating in the air!
So yet again Stunted is walking funny because he has shafted himself, man what a wanker.
Day 32
S60 - I Female 7in tall
S60 - II Female 9.25in tall
S60 - III Female 10.75in tall
S60 - IV Female 12.25in tall
S60 - V Female 8in tall
S60 - VIII Female 7.5in tall
Day 26
S60 - XIII Female 6.5in tall
S60 - IX terminated for being male
Day 18
S60 - XIV terminated for being male
S60 - XV terminated for being male
S60 - XVI UNK 1.5in tall
S60 - XVII UNK 2in tall
And then there is S60 - XXII UNK 1.5in tall, don't tell anyone but Stunted has Dirt in the cabinet.....WTF, well it will fail soon enough just like every other go at "Dirt" so we can ignore this one.
Ready.....Set....RANT ON!
So the other day whilst I was out doing the ever so fun doctor thing, "She who must be obeyed" got a visit from some government ECO warrior idiots wearing their pretty ID tags....
They had arrived to install a new shower head free of charge (government funded project), so she lets them in and asks the guy if it was one of them "Water saving shower heads" to which he replied "No".
So she lets him change the showed head and he leaves, I get home and she informs me of the new shower head so I go have a quick look and it looks exactly like the old one.
I then give her the evil look and said "It better not be one of them water saving shit things", so she then tells me that she asked and No was the answer.
Fast forward a little....she goes and has a shower, gets out and complains at me about the water being kinda slow.....so now I am getting shitty!
I go into the bathroom and inspect the new shower head with my eyeballs, looks ok...cloths off....shower on, much tap turning and little water flow can only mean one thing.
A fckin "flow limiter" shower head, so I'm nude in the shower with little more than a nail file to use as a tool and use it I did!
I stood in there and pulled that shit thing apart in true MacGyver style....so a few minutes later its all apart and I dig the "flow limiter" out, all this time the shower is spewing water ever where including up on the ceiling
I put it all back together minus the limiter and relaxed in my now "Fixed" shower.
The offending object:
Nobody fucks with Stunted's shower, never, not never fukin ever, Stunted pays for his water and Stunted will have a shower that is similar in flow to Niagara Falls.
RANT O
They be lucky I was not home at the time, I answer the door and give the visitor a quick once over and then POW its question time. (Family exempt except the ones I hate)
Q1: What is the name of the person you wish to speak to?
Answer correctly and we can continue to play.
Answer incorrectly or cannot give a name then I am shitty but still willing to play.
Q2: Are you a Police officer or other Court appointed person?
Answer YES and I am less shitty and we can continue to play.
Answer NO and the shitty-o-meter is in the danger zone and unless you leave quickly you will get told to go many places, most of them starting with the letter F (hahaha ROFL, my cat just farted) as in Fuck Off....then POW the door goes, end of visitor.
If needed:
Q3: Do you have a "Search" or "Arrest" warrant?
Yes....Poor Stunted..
No.....I say goodbye and close the door
Shit I hate people.....
Stunted Loner
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astronomy420a
omBUDsman
i think afn and any other forum you hang out on, should be under the "stunted bud tax" where every member has to send you a couple of grams for your entertainment value:smokebuds:have you ever thought of a career as a exterminator?
i know if you wanted to grow healthy plants you could, wheres the fun in that!
:smokebuds:have you ever thought of a career as a exterminator? i know if you wanted to grow healthy plants you could, wheres the fun in that!
The Squid
Spaced-out CephaloMOD
Holy crap I'm crackin' the fuck up over here. Oh my dude. You are hilarious, seriously. This guys needs a badge for comedian. And I love how you keep growing and it doesn't go well and you just joke on the fact. It's like a reality show. I can't stop laughing.
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Stunted
Guest
Thanks for the kind words folks, it is appreciated.
And you are correct, there is more fun growing out yellow plants, at least I have color in my plants that most of you others don't
To me, growing is just so I don't have to buy weed and even with all the shit going silly with my grows I am close to being self-sufficient.
And what I do get of my plants is way stronger than bagweed so its win win in my eyes.
And if I can provide others with something to smile about then that makes me smile too; see it works both ways. You gotta smile at least once a day
Stunted Yellowing
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Who do I speak to about getting the bud tax happeningi think afn and any other forum you hang out on, should be under the "stunted bud tax" where every member has to send you a couple of grams for your entertainment value
And you are correct, there is more fun growing out yellow plants, at least I have color in my plants that most of you others don't
Indeed I shall thanks
If I was to dwell on all the crap that goes wrong or I make go wrong I would go mental.....but then again it's gonna be hard to go mental since I am already there.Holy crap I'm crackin' the fuck up over here. Oh my dude. You are hilarious, seriously. This guys needs a badge for comedian. And I love how you keep growing and it doesn't go well and you just joke on the fact. It's like a reality show. I can't stop laughing.
To me, growing is just so I don't have to buy weed and even with all the shit going silly with my grows I am close to being self-sufficient.
And what I do get of my plants is way stronger than bagweed so its win win in my eyes.
And if I can provide others with something to smile about then that makes me smile too; see it works both ways. You gotta smile at least once a day
Stunted Yellowing
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LMFAO! You the man bro,shit i needed a good laugh this mornin and that hit the spot!
