Staff Interviews.........

[G.Leave]

Haha...excellent interviews!! Well done penguin and interviewed staff!!

 

[Son of Hobbes]

@epenguin Where's my interview? Mic check, one two, one two! Is this thing on? Tap tap!

 

[derek420colorado]

@epenguin Where's my interview? Mic check, one two, one two! Is this thing on? Tap tap!

Doooood @epenguin hurry you have him here and trapped asking for a mic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Doooood @epenguin hurry you have him here and trapped asking for a mic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Ever hear someone karaoke Adam Sandler songs? It's about to happen if I don't get some eP action!

 

[derek420colorado]

Ever hear someone karaoke Adam Sandler songs? It's about to happen if I don't get some eP action!

Yes only cause "they are all gonna laugh at me" is maybe the best album ever produced!

 

[epenguin]

I will be with you soon, but some jerk thought it would be funny to tie me up like a Gimp.......can't get out....Mmpffff.......ouch....too tight........Ggrrrr.......bugger.......

 

[Son of Hobbes]

I will be with you soon, but some jerk thought it would be funny to tie me up like a Gimp.......can't get out....Mmpffff.......ouch....too tight........Ggrrrr.......bugger.......

6 days later, eP was found in his home closet, deceased from a failed sexual asphyxiation attempt. Donations may be made to the David Carradine estate!

(too soon?)

 

[epenguin]

Mmpfff....still breathi.......

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Mmpfff....still breathi.......

No one is getting you down hanging from the closet bar. Might poke you with a stick though.

 

[epenguin]

Bastard !! ......got a paper clip here somewhere ...
...gawd gimmie strength..........just you lot wait........bollocks ! Dropped it ! Feck Feck Feck !

Oh, here it is on my flipper....................