True story. I'm the master of putting my foot in my mouth.
One of the girls from the office was in my work area this week, and she was telling us about how she lost 60 pounds and was working out at the gym, to which she then pulled up her sleeve and made us a muscle.
Wanting to be supportive, I then said, good job on the weight loss and your gonna need those arms to beat off the boys. Everyone started laughing and she gave me a shocked look, and said, that didnt sound right.
I thought for a moment, and slithered off.