For fucks sake man.
Look, you take your weiner, right? And then you take your knife. And you do things to it. BOOM.
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Next, you take your straw and jam it into your weiner. This isn't complicated. Straw. Weiner. Hole. BOOM.
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Congrats you made it this far. Or you fucked it up and you're halfway to a cheap dinner.
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Now, put stuff in your weiner. Zoom in. See the weiner carb hole? You need this in your life. BOOM.
Next step, pay attention.
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Now you're getting high and after the first bowl is clear, have a 1/8th cooked hot dog. You're welcome.