Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '21

[OverGrown]

Couldn't help myself, when I saw you post "Pumped Up Kicks!
I just had to post this video!

And that's that, I need another cuppa so dancing my ass all the way to the kitchen...

 

[Dr Fluff]

As promised Good karma ans a ton of hugs!

LMFAO in your face punsters lol

A Queen based mushroom joke for you @Mossy

 

[Mossy]

Fish...chips..mushy peas...in my Belly...........all I need now is a Siesta.....

Pink male........

Two more Chunky males.........

Two hardy pots...

Two Lazy dogs.....


And......................a Partridge in a Pear Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................Ooops now..............

 

[Dr Fluff]

View attachment 1386754 @arty zan ....I've sent your Card.....................................

Thank goodness it wasn't a Christmas "Scratch & Sniff" card!

 

[Mossy]

Thank goodness it wasn't a Christmas "Scratch & Sniff" card!

'specially After the sprouts..................

 

[Dr Fluff]

Do shrooms first then watch!

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[Dr Fluff]

'specially After the sprouts..................

It's like you know me!
Farts like ninjas, silent but deadly and will peel paint a 12 feet!

 

[Mossy]

It's like you know me!
Farts like ninjas, silent but deadly and will peel paint a 12 feet!

We've still got the Paint Scars in the staff room................

 

[Dr Fluff]

We've still got the Paint Scars in the staff room................

Don't see it as scars and more as "Fartistic licence" We all know the beauty of real wood, who wants paint?
Just found this........
Danger of holding in farts

Trying to hold it in leads to a build up of pressure and major discomfort. A build up of intestinal gas can trigger abdominal distension, with some gas reabsorbed into the circulation and exhaled in your breath. Holding on too long means the build up of intestinal gas will eventually escape via an uncontrollable fart.
So next time you smell eggy breath maybe point them to the toilet, no one wants reabsorbed fart breath, breathing on them!!!
The current Guinness book of world record's holder for the world's longest fart is a man name Bernard Clemmens of London!
Who knew?

 

[Mossy]

Don't see it as scars and more as "Fartistic licence" We all know the beauty of real wood, who wants paint?
Just found this........
Danger of holding in farts

Trying to hold it in leads to a build up of pressure and major discomfort. A build up of intestinal gas can trigger abdominal distension, with some gas reabsorbed into the circulation and exhaled in your breath. Holding on too long means the build up of intestinal gas will eventually escape via an uncontrollable fart.
So next time you smell eggy breath maybe point them to the toilet, no one wants reabsorbed fart breath, breathing on them!!!
The current Guinness book of world record's holder for the world's longest fart is a man name Bernard Clemmens of London!
Who knew?

You're on a Roll..................................