LOL, so yesterday we dumped my dad, grandpa and grandma's cremains in a local river.
Today I mocked up a news article (I'm not gonna post because it has a lot of local info) about how someone had dumped cremains that were contaminated with titanium oxide from a titanium hip replacement and had caused a fish kill in the river. That a suspicious vehicle (matching my sisters car) had been spotted near the source, and anyone with info leading to an arrest was to contact the Department of Natural Resources.
And I texted it to her.
She hasn't responded to me yet.
Edit - Here we go, I crossed out the important parts.
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