I took a few plants outside to topdress and add mulch to, and forgot about the chickens. One came and plucked a leaf from a brand new Mephisto auto I planted for a family member. It was about 3 days above ground and only had two leaves. Then the two of them dug into the mulch on another plant to eat my new application of Craft Blend.
I admit it's my fault. Now one of the chickens is sausage. The other one is hiding and will become sausage tomorrow.
What's funny is that they were retired. I could have made sausage out of them when they stopped laying a couple of years ago, but thought I'd be nice and let them die of old age but noooooo!