Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '23

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Hey @Lil Dab i thought @JP1 was around our age? WTF is he talking about spaced invaders and centipede? That games heyday was about the same time as his -17th birthday! He musta sucked ass at Mortal Kombat! :haha::crying:

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We didn't get mortal Kombat until they put an arcade in the mall. Pizza places would have 1 or 2 old ass games
 
We didn't get mortal Kombat until they put an arcade in the mall. Pizza places would have 1 or 2 old ass games
Ya malls had big arcades but we had stand alone pool hall/ arcades, but I didn't have to really go cuz I could just hop from the little store fronts n restaurant s that had em, Grab a slice, then some perogies then some flautas , play space invaders , street fighter 2 and the Simpsons game
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You know.... after running some errands today, I used to think people were lucky I didn't drive an old truck I didn't care about. Turns out, they are just lucky I don't know how to weld! I'd put ram bars on everything......

I waited on a parking spot earlier and got snizzed by a couple of rude youths.... All I could think of was the movie Fried Green Tomatoes. The scene where two girls steal Kathy Bates' spot and mouth off about being old/slow and them young/fast or something. She rams the heck out of their car and says sorry girls I'm older and have better insurance. hoof.... I was there..... Well I should say I felt 40 again but smarter 70 year old me said nah. Just chase and hit em' with the cart inside all over the store and play clueless old man. It's more aggravating for them and more fun for me.

Hit you, no you hit me? Sorry I'm confused, who are you? Where's my wife? Do you work here young man? hahaha!

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I'm getting better at sublimating my road rage, trying to keep my emotions out of my driving. One day a youngster hogging the passing lane accelerated when I sped up to finally get ahead of him and he didn't back off 'til we were neck and neck at 95 MPH. Not healthy. Maybe you need one of these:
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I actually had to fight a guy over a parking spot issue at a mall many years ago :crying: Ridiculous
I was about to back into a hard-to-find parking space in Brooklyn and a young buck in a fancy convertible with his fancy girlfriend nosed into it as I was backing in. I hopped out and told him, "You just go do your errand, and I'll watch your car for you." He looked at me, looked at his nice car, looked at my old beater GMC Sierra... and hopped back in his car to park elsewhere.
 
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