You know.... after running some errands today, I used to think people were lucky I didn't drive an old truck I didn't care about. Turns out, they are just lucky I don't know how to weld! I'd put ram bars on
everything......
I waited on a parking spot earlier and got snizzed by a couple of rude youths.... All I could think of was the movie Fried Green Tomatoes. The scene where two girls steal Kathy Bates' spot and mouth off about being old/slow and them young/fast or something. She rams the heck out of their car and says sorry girls I'm older and have better insurance. hoof.... I was there..... Well I should say I felt 40 again but smarter 70 year old me said nah. Just chase and hit em' with the cart inside all over the store and play clueless old man. It's more aggravating for them and more fun for me.
Hit you, no you hit me? Sorry I'm confused, who are you? Where's my wife? Do you work here young man? hahaha!