Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jul-Sep '23

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Beep beep

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

I went and ran a couple lunch orders today but i went prepared! Was actually 2/3 blunt so was able to get stoned on wsy to grocery store and after i dropped order off i had another hunka hunka burning buds for the way home!

 

[DCLXVI]

You know.... after running some errands today, I used to think people were lucky I didn't drive an old truck I didn't care about. Turns out, they are just lucky I don't know how to weld! I'd put ram bars on everything......

I waited on a parking spot earlier and got snizzed by a couple of rude youths.... All I could think of was the movie Fried Green Tomatoes. The scene where two girls steal Kathy Bates' spot and mouth off about being old/slow and them young/fast or something. She rams the heck out of their car and says sorry girls I'm older and have better insurance. hoof.... I was there..... Well I should say I felt 40 again but smarter 70 year old me said nah. Just chase and hit em' with the cart inside all over the store and play clueless old man. It's more aggravating for them and more fun for me.

Hit you, no you hit me? Sorry I'm confused, who are you? Where's my wife? Do you work here young man? hahaha!

 

[DCLXVI]

You know on second thought, if @Fermented_Fruitz would just move up here we could keep him in business with our shopping trips alone! Had to go to three stores because we couldn't remember everything in one shot. WE DID HAVE A LIST! hahaha the worst part..... a list we didn't follow.

Ol' would have had 3 orders, 3 tips, and still probably got sent back out.

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

You know.... after running some errands today, I used to think people were lucky I didn't drive an old truck I didn't care about. Turns out, they are just lucky I don't know how to weld! I'd put ram bars on everything......

I waited on a parking spot earlier and got snizzed by a couple of rude youths.... All I could think of was the movie Fried Green Tomatoes. The scene where two girls steal Kathy Bates' spot and mouth off about being old/slow and them young/fast or something. She rams the heck out of their car and says sorry girls I'm older and have better insurance. hoof.... I was there..... Well I should say I felt 40 again but smarter 70 year old me said nah. Just chase and hit em' with the cart inside all over the store and play clueless old man. It's more aggravating for them and more fun for me.

Hit you, no you hit me? Sorry I'm confused, who are you? Where's my wife? Do you work here young man? hahaha!

I gotta say some asshole was parked in handicapped with no tag at Walmart and i almost bought a bottle of mustard and left them a surprise as the dipshits left all the windows cracked like 4”!

 

[Drownomatic]

I went and ran a couple lunch orders today but i went prepared! Was actually 2/3 blunt so was able to get stoned on wsy to grocery store and after i dropped order off i had another hunka hunka burning buds for the way home!
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Have you seen this?
https://axissmoking.com/products/roach-clip

 

[PinkyNotTheBrain]

Chopped another WTF

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Have you seen this?
https://axissmoking.com/products/roach-clip

U know i am poor!

 

[Drownomatic]

Make one man! you got the clip and tubez right there.

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Make one man! you got the clip and tubez right there.

Mine is an “anti-bogart” roach clip! I can let each person hit it the appropriate amount of times without ever letting go of the blunt!