OK it is fess up time, I actually split with my gf of 10 years earlier in the year, part of the reason I have been absent.
I also have a filthy sense of humor and needed a set up for my crass joke!
However you are correct, nobody wants to play on dirty swings and roundabouts!
Like my mother used to tell me, "no one wants to open a door with a filthy knob"!
Ooops did it again, my mother would never say such a thing but it still remains true!
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