Oh you guys want to hear some bullshit?
Me and my wife switched to a new primary care doctor, our old one retired and we didn't like anyone else at that practice so we decided to move to the same practice that our daughters doctor was at. But they go to a pediatrician and we see a regular like...adult? doctor.
Anyways, neither of us really like him. So I told him in my first physical that I was really proud of myself for stopping drinking liquor and now I only have a few beers at most in the evening. I had been drinking like 3 handles of bourbon a week.
Our patient profiles are online and we can look at the doctors notes.
He put in my file that I'm a "Ethanol addict".
My wife has her medical card. Her file says "Pot Addict".
Seriously debating changing doctors again.
I even mentioned it to my eye doctor a few months ago, that I felt like he really made me sound like shit when I had made a ton of progress, and he had basically branded me for life as an alcoholic because every other doc will see those notes. My eye doc agreed and said that wasn't right at all to have put in my file like that.