Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '22

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You couldn't pay me to go to a gym, I feel far too exposed with far too many eyes on me (even if it's just in my head). I like using the machines but I'm not a fan of the environment. Much rather just do physical labor lmfao.

Oh you got that syndrome. That is a heavy one to deal with, to be honest i don’t think cannabis can heal that part. I had it like that before, and still do if I’m not in my comfor-zone. Prescription-drugs could help - Xanax is one of those, worked for me, together with some testosterone enanthate (fully legal from the house-doctor). (don’t recommend it, but it works while doing it)

You should put some machines in your home or get some weights.

Or just be you as you know yourself best, but fitness/exercise do have a positive effect on your body and soul.
 
So….stoner story time :pop: this was about an hour ago….

So, there I am….lost in the land of strange and deep thought that can only be brought on by the combination of a psilocybin micro dose, a nice pair of joints, and a shower. I reach up, grab my loofah, get it all soapy and go to work. There’s soap on my face, in my eyes, every place….including the floor of the shower. All of the sudden, something is sliding down my back….struggling against the stream of water…lower, lower, lower….I’m trying to get the soap outta my eyes to see, something is on the back of my leg….? HOLY FUCK!:yoinks::yoinks::yoinks::yoinks::yoinks: It’s a scorpion! Before I realize what I’m doing I GRAB this fucking thing and fling it away….now I’m doing the soap footed tap dance inside the shower trying to stay away from this thing, while trying not to fall….there’s a strange noise being emitted from my mouth that sounds something like a grunting scream….I finally make it through the shower curtain, only to be met by a hundred pound American bulldog who thinks it’s playtime….so now I’m trying to find the traction to get up in the soapy wetness that’s the bathroom floor, the dog thinks he’s in trouble because I shoved him out the door and slammed it, I’m in shock and awe at every thing that just happened, and honestly don’t know how I managed to not get stung… ultimately, I won that war, and mr. scorpion is sleeping with the fishes….er, well, he took a ride down the toilet anyway.:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::yoinks: So, yea, that’s been my caturday:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Actual footage from @Frank the Dank 's shower..
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Oh you got that syndrome. That is a heavy one to deal with, to be honest i don’t think cannabis can heal that part. I had it like that before, and still do if I’m not in my comfor-zone. Prescription-drugs could help - Xanax is one of those, worked for me, together with some testosterone enanthate (fully legal from the house-doctor). (don’t recommend it, but it works while doing it)

You should put some machines in your home or get some weights.

Or just be you as you know yourself best, but fitness/exercise do have a positive effect on your body and soul.
PTSD is a bitch. Being in a wide open space instead of somewhere where I can see everyone around me is super anxiety inducing. Also, going into a space primarily filled with men as a woman alone is uncomfortable as well. I don't care enough to put that kind of money into a home gym or whatever and also I'd rather use my limited space for things I actually get enjoyment from.
 
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